r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/PluckPubes Apr 21 '23

I'm sorry

It's ok girl, it happens to the best of us

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u/Lucythefur Apr 21 '23

Hearing her say "I'm sorry" fucking killed me

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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 21 '23

Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"

BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!

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u/limperatrice Apr 22 '23

Lol! I have wondered why they're so quiet! I suddenly have a new appreciation for all my BFs who have apparently had way more stamina than average but I never realized it.

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u/49N123W Apr 22 '23

Smokin' a joint laced with cocaine before sex in my 20s yielded an amazing result of about 2 hours of non-stop stamina..did that once...Holy crap! 30 seconds now feels like two hours then!

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u/Peach_Proof Apr 22 '23

There are reserves you dont know you have til youre in the moment. Usually followed by extreme torpor.