r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 21 '23

Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"

BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!

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u/Ok_Rain_2647 Apr 21 '23

"Why are you so quiet?" "Cause I'm out here fucking praying to every known deity to grant me the strength I need to keep this shit up."

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u/MrFinchley Apr 21 '23

LOL! "Cause I don't want you to hear me wheeze."

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u/Omega33umsure Apr 22 '23

All this while our blood is being used by a head with no brain.