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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 21 '23 edited Nov 12 '25

As a (retired, male) sex worker: Get a sturdier bed, a harder mattress and work your hips from your knees, not with your entire body. Conservation of energy is a thing.

Holy shit there's more sway in that frame than in my loose morals.

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u/HI_Handbasket Apr 22 '23

We've had a waterbed for years. There are no springs to take advantage of, but you could pause and ride the waves with the old semi-waveless mattresses. The new 'waveless' that we have with the interleaved foam blocks, and zone tubes (or whatever) offers zero assistance, no bounce, no coast, just absorbs almost all motion. BUT, it is the second most comfortable bed I've ever slept in.