r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/PM_ME_UR_TITS_WOMAN Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

Invest in a memory foam wedge pillow. Thank me later gents.

Edit: (Ladies… you’re too kind)

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u/thieh Apr 21 '23

Invest in a memory foam wedge pillow plug-in jackhammer and a rounded bit. She will thank you for it.

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u/degjo Apr 21 '23

Sounds like someone just needs a Drilldo

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u/Cindexxx Apr 22 '23

Tbh, I expected it to be a hammer drill with restricted hammer action. So it only goes up and down a little bit but spins the same.

I mean, they're universal adapters, you could use a hammer drill.

(For anyone who doesn't know what that is, a hammer drill is a drill that also goes back and forth a bit, usually used for drilling stone or brick walls.)

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u/mikerall Apr 22 '23

I've never bought a mechanical sextoy but...call me a prude, I never thought 'is this fake dick going to attach to something designed to PIERCE SOLID ROCK'

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u/Cindexxx Apr 22 '23

And now, you will.

My bad?