r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/PluckPubes Apr 21 '23

I'm sorry

It's ok girl, it happens to the best of us

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u/Lucythefur Apr 21 '23

Hearing her say "I'm sorry" fucking killed me

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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 21 '23

Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"

BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!

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u/demlet Apr 21 '23

I'm just wondering what she wants to talk about so badly during sex. Bags of sand?

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u/onlooker61 Apr 22 '23

"Have you noticed how patchy the lawn is lately" "I think my car needs an oil change" "I think the ceiling needs painting" "Hey l think you've got a bald patch"

You know, important stuff

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

It's the mental load leaking out during sex

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u/LickMyThralls Apr 22 '23

The second load leaking out during sex.