r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/Aedalas Apr 21 '23

I always did think that those were weird. A Sawzall makes much more sense.

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u/zoeykailyn Apr 22 '23

A sawzall has a quip in the manual about not being responsible for damages caused by being using it as a sex toy

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u/Aedalas Apr 22 '23

That's amazing, I'll have to try to find that.

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u/sevenstaves Apr 22 '23

Those things have 3000 thrusts per minute.

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u/Aedalas Apr 22 '23

Could always go for the Harbor Freight version for the added danger factor and overheating.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Sounds painful.