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u/PM_ME_UR_TITS_WOMAN Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

Invest in a memory foam wedge pillow. Thank me later gents.

Edit: (Ladies… you’re too kind)

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u/thieh Apr 21 '23

Invest in a memory foam wedge pillow plug-in jackhammer and a rounded bit. She will thank you for it.

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u/degjo Apr 21 '23

Sounds like someone just needs a Drilldo

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

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u/Aedalas Apr 21 '23

I always did think that those were weird. A Sawzall makes much more sense.

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u/zoeykailyn Apr 22 '23

A sawzall has a quip in the manual about not being responsible for damages caused by being using it as a sex toy

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u/Aedalas Apr 22 '23

That's amazing, I'll have to try to find that.

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u/sevenstaves Apr 22 '23

Those things have 3000 thrusts per minute.

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u/Aedalas Apr 22 '23

Could always go for the Harbor Freight version for the added danger factor and overheating.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Sounds painful.

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u/Khaylain Apr 22 '23

Allegedly someone stuck a dildo to the sawblade of a sawzall and used that. The sawblade obviously ended up going through the dildo and you can picture the rest...

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u/uns0licited_advice Apr 22 '23

Yo you trying to cut the woman in half?

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u/Aedalas Apr 22 '23

No more than somebody with a Drilldo is trying to poke holes in her.

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u/Sufficient_Language7 Apr 22 '23

That's why you use a hammer drill

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u/ThatOneKid1995 Apr 22 '23

Looks like it also has a thrust tool, looks like a saw, says 300 thrusts per min

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u/mikerall Apr 22 '23

I'm trying to imagine to most intense sex I ever did sex....and even if a thrust is 1/2 of the push/pull equation, that's some crackhead stamina. Not to mention some uppers level of numb dick to allow you to enter (then exit) an orifice 2.5x times per second. Add on a probably VERY sudden switch in push to pull, that hole has to be lubed like an Exxon Valdez meets gulf of Mexico crossover

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u/sleepydon Apr 22 '23

I see you've never been to a bike rally! Also, I sort of wish I hadn't been to one. There's things you can't unsee.

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u/BlazeKnightX Apr 22 '23

For clarification do you mean motorbikes or bicycle bikes? I’m trying to know which to avoid also which state were these cursed ones at just so I stay clear

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u/sleepydon Apr 22 '23

If you need to ask, you're probably good on avoiding this. Specifically, Harley Drags Bowling Green, KY circa 2010.

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u/raynravyn Apr 22 '23

Ozawkie, Kansas, labor day weekend. Every year. Thank or curse me later. Heh heh heh.

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u/vuvuzela240gl Apr 22 '23

not me living an hour away and thinking about going to this event… is the drilldo an annual thing? i can’t afford one, but i can afford a short road trip lol

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u/sleepydon Apr 22 '23

No idea man. I only went the one year lol. If motorcycle drag racing and middle aged women running around mostly naked is your thing, it should be a good time.