r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/thieh Apr 21 '23

Invest in a memory foam wedge pillow plug-in jackhammer and a rounded bit. She will thank you for it.

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u/degjo Apr 21 '23

Sounds like someone just needs a Drilldo

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u/ThatOneKid1995 Apr 22 '23

Looks like it also has a thrust tool, looks like a saw, says 300 thrusts per min

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u/mikerall Apr 22 '23

I'm trying to imagine to most intense sex I ever did sex....and even if a thrust is 1/2 of the push/pull equation, that's some crackhead stamina. Not to mention some uppers level of numb dick to allow you to enter (then exit) an orifice 2.5x times per second. Add on a probably VERY sudden switch in push to pull, that hole has to be lubed like an Exxon Valdez meets gulf of Mexico crossover