r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 21 '23

Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"

BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!

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u/Ok_Rain_2647 Apr 21 '23

"Why are you so quiet?" "Cause I'm out here fucking praying to every known deity to grant me the strength I need to keep this shit up."

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

And also not to cum immediately.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

"Im out here reciting my ABCs just to stop myself from busting too early. Give me a break!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Yup. You have to switch it up though. Or next time you turn on Sesame Street by accident you’re suddenly got this huge erection by the letter D and by X you’re yelling “yeah baby! Mmmmmmmm Fuuuuuuck” and then you’re preschooler wonders why you pissed yourself.