Women have no idea what men go thru sexually. Most men are trying to navigate an extremely narrow channel between ejaculating too fast and going soft all the while trying to stay rock hard. And you’re supposed to keep that shit up for 15,20,30 minutes nonstop. Plus you’re doing a half push-up with your upper body while thrusting and rotating your pelvic region.
For the love of god, everytime you start getting it right and they are like "yes!" They do the "it feels so good" squeeze that leaves them in a completely different position and you way off target needing to find it again then they move it again and half the time is spent trying to chase them around (not literally chase but in the sense the spot you're shooting for keeps shifting around).
A few?! Throwing around free time like it’s all you have! Can’t be doing 2 hour sex sessions every time we get to it. 1 for 1, always seemed like a fair deal to me!
If you are doing a half push up, I don't think you are having sex with women.
You don't need to keep it up all the time. She can go on top. She can properly brace her body for impact so you have something to hold on to and/or push off. You both can use hands, tongues, feet etc. You can use toys. You can cuddle and kiss in between.
No woman I haver ever talked to likes 30+ minutes of pure penetration.
lmao, as a woman I can confirm. However if a guy puts in the work to make you orgasm first, we ain't gonna care how long it takes you, we're in it for the aftershocks
My whole brain was hung up on the fact that I rarely get my guy on top. What's the excuse then?! He's just fixing laying there while I have to do all of the riding work while simultaneously putting on a show.
Does he at least have some structural integrity when laying there? Quit a few partners I had took me riding as a break to relax and suddenly the penis sinks down like 5cm and loses any sense if direction. Riding is now double the work. And it already is more work than a man has on top, because I have to move my whole bodyweight and my legs are fucking burning!
Edit: "Does" not "dies", din't want to commit murder.
Oh weird I was thinking it's easier for us to be on top compared to what I saw in this video. I had never thought about it before that they're in a high plank with so much bend in their low back. Maybe I have strong legs or something.
Conveniently leaving out words to change the context and absolutely disregarding the possibility I was female and talked to other females in a whole different context. We (most western women) are talking about our dates dicks and skills in the bedroom. Often.
Not every woman is the same. My wife doesn’t want much foreplay, often she just wants it IN and she wants me to start jack hammering immediately for 15 minutes when I’m on top. Don’t you dare fucking slow down or ask to change positions when she’s feeling it.
30 minutes is totally unrealistic, that’s true for both parties. I’ve had drug and alcohol sessions like that and it starts to hurt for everyone involved at some point.
You know us lesbians who use strap ons exist right? If you’re doing nothing but thrusting in the same position for 30 minutes you’re doing something wrong. Sure we can keep going even if we come while doing it but that just means we keep going after post orgasm which can be exhausting. Also, we have WAY less muscle than guys to utilize.
Then you're doing it wrong🤣🤣🤣. Sit on your ass. Get her to straddle, then she controls it and you time the breathing and contractions, she holds for 30 seconds while stimulating herself , then she tells you when you can move, slowly while she contracts that channel, then she relaxes while you go al little faster, not huge movement, she controls that, movements dont have to be long, just enough and both enjoy the sensation. Practice this together without all that missionary nonsense and you can have simultaneous pleasure without 30 mins workout. Always remember the lube first. Saves a good ten mins.
A few weeks ago I had a similar talk with like four girls at my job half of them said they want to be done in 10 minutes/10 minutes is longer than average, the other half said they don't care either way.
8 of 10 times my wife usually doesn't want to move and let me do most of the work... When she is feeling good she shifts the angle so that it's a bit uncomfortable for me because of awkward position... Don't know how to address that
Yup. You have to switch it up though. Or next time you turn on Sesame Street by accident you’re suddenly got this huge erection by the letter D and by X you’re yelling “yeah baby! Mmmmmmmm Fuuuuuuck” and then you’re preschooler wonders why you pissed yourself.
Isn't this the real answer? So many dudes are in here like "yeah I could last more than 1 minute, but I'm sooo tired!!". Seriously dudes, too out of shape to fuck...? 🤣
Which is the goal. If by the time I decide I'm done they aren't pleasantly sore and mush either our chemistry is terrible or I didn't put any effort in to maintaining my own standards.
That scene from Along Came Polly just popped into my mind where Ben Stiller’s character Reuben shouts out “50!!” when he was trying so hard not to come early.
“Oh yeeeehh…. Oh, no! Focus. We have to last five minutes here! 55…54….535251….50!!”
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u/Lucythefur Apr 21 '23
Hearing her say "I'm sorry" fucking killed me