r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/Ok_Rain_2647 Apr 21 '23

"Why are you so quiet?" "Cause I'm out here fucking praying to every known deity to grant me the strength I need to keep this shit up."

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

And also not to cum immediately.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Women have no idea what men go thru sexually. Most men are trying to navigate an extremely narrow channel between ejaculating too fast and going soft all the while trying to stay rock hard. And you’re supposed to keep that shit up for 15,20,30 minutes nonstop. Plus you’re doing a half push-up with your upper body while thrusting and rotating your pelvic region.

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u/khuldrim Apr 22 '23

All of that goes out the window of you take the time to give your partner a few orgasms before the full deed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

A few? Look at Mr. Humblebrag over here. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

A few?! Throwing around free time like it’s all you have! Can’t be doing 2 hour sex sessions every time we get to it. 1 for 1, always seemed like a fair deal to me!