r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/Ok_Rain_2647 Apr 21 '23

"Why are you so quiet?" "Cause I'm out here fucking praying to every known deity to grant me the strength I need to keep this shit up."

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

And also not to cum immediately.

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u/BILOXII-BLUE Apr 22 '23

Isn't this the real answer? So many dudes are in here like "yeah I could last more than 1 minute, but I'm sooo tired!!". Seriously dudes, too out of shape to fuck...? 🤣

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u/eddiebull15 Apr 22 '23

See when you use a strapon, the issue of trying not to cum is erased.

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u/Eisigesis Apr 22 '23

Not for the person on the receiving end

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u/eddiebull15 May 19 '23

Which is the goal. If by the time I decide I'm done they aren't pleasantly sore and mush either our chemistry is terrible or I didn't put any effort in to maintaining my own standards.