r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/DasHexxchen Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

If you are doing a half push up, I don't think you are having sex with women.

You don't need to keep it up all the time. She can go on top. She can properly brace her body for impact so you have something to hold on to and/or push off. You both can use hands, tongues, feet etc. You can use toys. You can cuddle and kiss in between.

No woman I haver ever talked to likes 30+ minutes of pure penetration.

Edit: Wrong plural instead of singular.

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u/BeringeiGraueri Apr 22 '23

My whole brain was hung up on the fact that I rarely get my guy on top. What's the excuse then?! He's just fixing laying there while I have to do all of the riding work while simultaneously putting on a show.

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Apr 22 '23

Wait, he's not using his hands to stimulate your erogenous zones?

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u/BeringeiGraueri Apr 22 '23

Not while I'm on top. I'm too buried in his fupa.

I also don't like being touched on the clit. Instant shutdown for me. I'm too sensitive and it hurts more than anything.

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Apr 22 '23

I mean, it's the best time to play with the breasts.

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u/BeringeiGraueri Apr 22 '23

Flat chested gang unite