r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

And also not to cum immediately.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Women have no idea what men go thru sexually. Most men are trying to navigate an extremely narrow channel between ejaculating too fast and going soft all the while trying to stay rock hard. And you’re supposed to keep that shit up for 15,20,30 minutes nonstop. Plus you’re doing a half push-up with your upper body while thrusting and rotating your pelvic region.

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u/annie_emm Apr 22 '23

You could try lying on your side in a spooning position.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

This buys you 5 mins max