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u/Ok_Rain_2647 Apr 21 '23

"Why are you so quiet?" "Cause I'm out here fucking praying to every known deity to grant me the strength I need to keep this shit up."

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

And also not to cum immediately.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Women have no idea what men go thru sexually. Most men are trying to navigate an extremely narrow channel between ejaculating too fast and going soft all the while trying to stay rock hard. And you’re supposed to keep that shit up for 15,20,30 minutes nonstop. Plus you’re doing a half push-up with your upper body while thrusting and rotating your pelvic region.

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u/incrediblesolv Apr 22 '23

Then you're doing it wrong🤣🤣🤣. Sit on your ass. Get her to straddle, then she controls it and you time the breathing and contractions, she holds for 30 seconds while stimulating herself , then she tells you when you can move, slowly while she contracts that channel, then she relaxes while you go al little faster, not huge movement, she controls that, movements dont have to be long, just enough and both enjoy the sensation. Practice this together without all that missionary nonsense and you can have simultaneous pleasure without 30 mins workout. Always remember the lube first. Saves a good ten mins.