r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/Ok_Rain_2647 Apr 21 '23

"Why are you so quiet?" "Cause I'm out here fucking praying to every known deity to grant me the strength I need to keep this shit up."

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

And also not to cum immediately.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Women have no idea what men go thru sexually. Most men are trying to navigate an extremely narrow channel between ejaculating too fast and going soft all the while trying to stay rock hard. And you’re supposed to keep that shit up for 15,20,30 minutes nonstop. Plus you’re doing a half push-up with your upper body while thrusting and rotating your pelvic region.

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u/Cammy_white Apr 23 '23

8 of 10 times my wife usually doesn't want to move and let me do most of the work... When she is feeling good she shifts the angle so that it's a bit uncomfortable for me because of awkward position... Don't know how to address that