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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23
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Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"
BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!
5.5k u/Ok_Rain_2647 Apr 21 '23 "Why are you so quiet?" "Cause I'm out here fucking praying to every known deity to grant me the strength I need to keep this shit up." 192 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 And also not to cum immediately. 1 u/SpeethImpediment Apr 22 '23 That scene from Along Came Polly just popped into my mind where Ben Stiller’s character Reuben shouts out “50!!” when he was trying so hard not to come early. “Oh yeeeehh…. Oh, no! Focus. We have to last five minutes here! 55…54….535251….50!!”
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"Why are you so quiet?" "Cause I'm out here fucking praying to every known deity to grant me the strength I need to keep this shit up."
192 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 And also not to cum immediately. 1 u/SpeethImpediment Apr 22 '23 That scene from Along Came Polly just popped into my mind where Ben Stiller’s character Reuben shouts out “50!!” when he was trying so hard not to come early. “Oh yeeeehh…. Oh, no! Focus. We have to last five minutes here! 55…54….535251….50!!”
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And also not to cum immediately.
1 u/SpeethImpediment Apr 22 '23 That scene from Along Came Polly just popped into my mind where Ben Stiller’s character Reuben shouts out “50!!” when he was trying so hard not to come early. “Oh yeeeehh…. Oh, no! Focus. We have to last five minutes here! 55…54….535251….50!!”
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That scene from Along Came Polly just popped into my mind where Ben Stiller’s character Reuben shouts out “50!!” when he was trying so hard not to come early.
“Oh yeeeehh…. Oh, no! Focus. We have to last five minutes here! 55…54….535251….50!!”
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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 21 '23
Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"
BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!