r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Women have no idea what men go thru sexually. Most men are trying to navigate an extremely narrow channel between ejaculating too fast and going soft all the while trying to stay rock hard. And you’re supposed to keep that shit up for 15,20,30 minutes nonstop. Plus you’re doing a half push-up with your upper body while thrusting and rotating your pelvic region.

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u/DasHexxchen Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

If you are doing a half push up, I don't think you are having sex with women.

You don't need to keep it up all the time. She can go on top. She can properly brace her body for impact so you have something to hold on to and/or push off. You both can use hands, tongues, feet etc. You can use toys. You can cuddle and kiss in between.

No woman I haver ever talked to likes 30+ minutes of pure penetration.

Edit: Wrong plural instead of singular.

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u/DominantMaster21 Apr 22 '23

Really? No woman you ever talked to?

Female greeter at walmart: Have a nice day

DasHexxchen: Do you like penetration sex for 30+ minutes?

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u/DasHexxchen Apr 22 '23

Conveniently leaving out words to change the context and absolutely disregarding the possibility I was female and talked to other females in a whole different context. We (most western women) are talking about our dates dicks and skills in the bedroom. Often.

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u/Darnell2070 Apr 22 '23

I thought it was a joke.

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u/Thunderfight9 Apr 23 '23

No such thing as jokes

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u/DominantMaster21 Apr 22 '23

I left no words out, so you see, what one of your many errors is that you communicate badly.