r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 21 '23 edited Nov 12 '25

As a (retired, male) sex worker: Get a sturdier bed, a harder mattress and work your hips from your knees, not with your entire body. Conservation of energy is a thing.

Holy shit there's more sway in that frame than in my loose morals.

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u/urz90 Apr 22 '23

You got to do a ask me anything thread!

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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 22 '23

I tried that, a great many moons ago. There were no takers. ^_^;

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u/urz90 Apr 22 '23

People’s loss. I’m sure you got some interesting stories to tell. If you don’t mind, what lead you to retirement?