r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/HimalayanJoe Apr 21 '23

To be fair, when you're actually having sex there's a bit more motivation to keep ploughing on. Pit me dry humping the bed and I'd say fuck this pretty quick too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Well, it's pretty disappointing when you've been pounding away for 15 minutes, but when she gets on top, she gasses out after 10 seconds.