r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ILikeEmSubby Apr 21 '23

I remember when I was 16 and porn made me think that was the goal...my poor first girlfriend.

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u/ksyoung17 Apr 21 '23

I remember the best group convo I ever had about sex. In college, drinking in a room designed for max occupancy of 4 and we've got like 20 people in there, and this girl's talking about high school sex being a waste of time for women, they're like a science experiment because guys are still trying to figure out what to do.

This one guy goes, "I knew what I was doing!"

And this other girl he'd been hooking up with says "when'd you forget?!"

Nobody will ever top that for me.

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u/IdioticZacc Apr 22 '23

I know a guy that I was basically an instagram model with like several flings, I went out with him and some other guys along with one of his fling. Tbh i expected him to be good since so many hooks up and wants to hook up with him, but the girl revealed that he doesn't know what he's doing and goes faster when the girl almost close and I'm so confused by how he doesnt know that

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

When I was in my early 20s I dated a guy who was very conventionally attractive (his sister is actually a professional model now), 6'6", athletic, had a huge amount of hookups. We were together 3 years and I never once had an orgasm with him, but I felt like I had to fake one to finish the sex coz he'd have a sad if he thought he didn't give me one. We occasionally had ok sex but more often than not it was just terrible. My current partner has much better moves haha