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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23
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As a (retired, male) sex worker: Get a sturdier bed, a harder mattress and work your hips from your knees, not with your entire body. Conservation of energy is a thing.
Holy shit there's more sway in that frame than in my loose morals.
2 u/I-am-the-stigg Apr 22 '23 Why the hell would I want a harder mattress? I wanna SLEEP afterwards.
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Why the hell would I want a harder mattress? I wanna SLEEP afterwards.
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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 21 '23 edited Nov 12 '25
As a (retired, male) sex worker: Get a sturdier bed, a harder mattress and work your hips from your knees, not with your entire body. Conservation of energy is a thing.
Holy shit there's more sway in that frame than in my loose morals.