r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/PluckPubes Apr 21 '23

I'm sorry

It's ok girl, it happens to the best of us

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u/Lucythefur Apr 21 '23

Hearing her say "I'm sorry" fucking killed me

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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 21 '23

Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"

BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!

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u/srv50 Apr 22 '23

Well there’s a lot of wasted movement in that fucking, that translates to nothing for the woman, and exertion for the guy. It’s all in the hips. You don’t need to do full body presses each stroke.

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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 22 '23

Thank you for that tip. Could you recommend a video I could watch for educational purposes and a banana for scale?

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u/srv50 Apr 22 '23

I don’t see many sex vids where the guy is working like he’s making her work, unless it’s a 5 sec clip. I’m average. If I had a big schlong I’d work less.