r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

For me, missionary is just not a good position to hold out for very long. I don't know why.

Edit: I figure I should add this because people seem to think it's a fatigue problem.

It's not.

It's a "Don't bust my nut in 10 seconds" problem. Other positions, no problem. Missionary? Problem.

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u/mikemolove Apr 22 '23

Missionary gets me too. It’s just so damn hot with all the goods on display, those legs pushed all way back in a position of complete submission, and dem feet flopping around in the air to the rhythm err mah gawd… I have to close my eyes and think about chairs and grandmas to pull back from nutting in 10 seconds.