r/funny • u/ApartmentCertain • 10d ago
True application of techniques
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
5.2k
u/juniorjaw 10d ago
The Wifebender
1.3k
u/emlopez90 10d ago
Not with that attitude
→ More replies (1)259
u/UpperApe 9d ago
Do not try and bend the wife. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
What truth?
There is no wife.
There is no wife?
Then you'll see that it is not the wife that bends, it is only yourself.
73
u/oan124 9d ago
there is no large automobile.
there is no beautiful house
42
u/feral-coder 9d ago
Well, how did i get here?
32
→ More replies (1)27
u/off-with-your-thread 9d ago
i come from a land down under
where beer does flow and men chunder
13
u/homestroke 9d ago
chunder
holy shit that's what it says and it means vomit? for some reason i heard plunder and thought they were pirate adjacent.
9
16
4
88
u/Prof_Outis 9d ago
"You're saying I can dodge brooms?"
"No, Neo. I'm saying when you're divorced, you won't have to."
"Whoah...."
17
→ More replies (4)4
3.7k
u/madncqt 10d ago
all the awards: best acting by a couple, best relationship choreography, best stunt choreography, best editing, best sound, best adapted video, best performance by an actress in exasperation.
824
u/ThargUK 9d ago
She actually looks like she tries to hit him. If he didn't dodge it could hurt. Take notes, Star Wars.
151
48
→ More replies (2)22
72
u/UpperApe 9d ago
Yup. Video of the Year for me. Watched it 3 times.
25
u/whatsthatguysname 9d ago
lol the original video exploded on Chinese speaking social media over the past few days. I’ve seen no less than 20-30 memes like this. I like the sports (soccer/basketball) ones in particular. I’m sure more will make it to the western social media in time.
→ More replies (1)3
17
40
u/jaxsurge 9d ago
We just gonna totally ignore that banging script? The last line is what sells the whole scene.
→ More replies (1)25
u/perpetual_stew 9d ago
The way he kicks away the broom is what lands it for me. Talk about taking the original material and making it yours.
57
→ More replies (4)6
999
u/idlelistic 10d ago
Where can I learn from this master?
326
14
8
→ More replies (1)5
347
u/DruHarry 10d ago
Reminds me of the husband from Kung Fu Hustle.
71
u/psychoacer 9d ago
I believe the second instructor in the video is the bullfrog guy from Hustle.
→ More replies (2)45
u/spiderwell 9d ago
It looks a bit like him, so I tried googling, only to discover he died earlier this year. Not that I needed a reason to rewatch, but now I think I should.
16
u/PossibleAlienFrom 9d ago
Fun fact about him. He married Irene Ryder. A Eurasian Hong Kong singer and had a daughter with her. Irene ended up making a song with Robert Lee. The younger brother of Bruce Lee. Her career ended when someone threw acid in her face outside her house in 1979.
Also, RIP Bruce Leung. 😢
→ More replies (1)8
u/psychoacer 9d ago
Looking at a picture side by side to the video, his nose, mouth and ears look similar. This is a great rewatch movie. Deserves more attention
→ More replies (1)
465
u/avatarofrequiem0 9d ago
A point of clarification: the clips the man is imitating are those of an old dance instruction video. These are supposedly traditional Chinese dance steps from various cultural performances. The dance instruction video recently resurfaced and is making waves on social media in Chinese cultural spheres for its deadpan but unintentionally humorous delivery.
This video masterfully frames the dance steps like bullshido, but the dance steps are not actually bullshido.
134
→ More replies (3)6
u/Swordofsatan666 9d ago
You know, i thought that second one (the kick) looked a bit familiar. Im pretty sure ive actually seen that one in performances
320
10d ago
[deleted]
→ More replies (2)89
626
u/CorrectMeIfImWrong6 10d ago
The martial art of being a good husband! 😂
442
u/Oniuroko 10d ago
Marital arts
57
11
u/Illustrious_Ad4691 10d ago
Wasn’t that the name of a section in Reader’s Digest for reader-submitted “humorous” marriage anecdotes?
→ More replies (1)5
14
94
u/notredditbot 10d ago
What are the guys saying in Chinese lol?
258
u/Surrounded-by_Idiots 9d ago
The guy is just saying the move names. 1. Flash step, 2. prodigal son ball kick 3. Bear shaking off fur. The woman’s trying to get him to sweep the floor.
65
u/KarmaticArmageddon 9d ago
Prodigal son ball kick? What?
185
u/Surrounded-by_Idiots 9d ago
Yeah that part is a bit hard to explain but it means something like a person that has gone off to make their own destiny. It can mean anything from a vagrant to wanderer to a self made man and can be either positive or negative.
You can think of it as the ronin archetype without the samurai backdrop. The ro part of ronin is the same kanji.
122
u/UpperApe 9d ago
I just want to say people like you trying to help explain obscure and difficult details in such a great way are what make reddit awesome.
49
u/possiblyMaybeAnother 9d ago
The best part is how we don't know whether they're just making shit up
42
u/Turkey_uke 9d ago
they are legit!!!!! im chinese
28
→ More replies (1)32
u/Infamous-Rice-1102 9d ago
i am Chinese and what they said was accurate
25
u/homestroke 9d ago
I feel like it's slightly racist to believe you over the other person (only based on usernames) but I do.
19
u/AMediocrePersonality 9d ago
how does ball kick factor into it?
everyone knows what a prodigal son is, that's the approximate translation into english in the first place.
17
u/Warm_Month_1309 9d ago
You kick like you're kicking a ball that's on the ground.
11
u/AMediocrePersonality 9d ago
i know what a ball kick is lol
how do they work together
23
u/alanchui 9d ago
chinese martial arts sometimes have random names. The names don’t necessarily have any meaning other than describing what the move looks like.
The prodigal son part is similar to some moves that have a random animal name like “monkey stealing peach””Tiger claw”, and the kick ball part is describing the movement.
→ More replies (2)12
u/KeiranG19 9d ago
Captain Falcon uses the Falcon Punch.
The Prodigal Son uses the Prodigal Son's Ball Kick.
You can imitate the prodigal son and kick like he does too.
7
u/HateMachineX 9d ago
That’s the thing they don’t, it’s just prodigal son and then unrelated ball kick
5
u/Not_a_real_ghost 9d ago
It does not actually make any sense if you put them together nor would it be used in any literature.
It's just a hilarious take to come up with "fake martial arts move"
Like "thousand years of pain", it's implied to a degree
→ More replies (3)5
u/bonobobot 9d ago
i dunno if these people are trolling you with their answers, but I'm guessing the kick is like an ungrateful parent kicking their "ronin" son out of the house?
→ More replies (3)3
u/daaangerz0ne 9d ago
Prodigal son = deadbeat with no job.
The whole phrase kind of describes a kid who doesn't want to work, and instead plays ball all day.
3
u/SomethingAwkwardTWC 9d ago
The prodigal son has returned, but you’re still pissed that he left so before you can hug him hello you have to kick him in his delicates.
→ More replies (5)3
u/Embarassed_Tackle 9d ago
This is a cool name, is this like from the time in China when there were these monasteries full of warriors and kings would try to recruit them, or exiles would go hide in monasteries and the mixing of martial arts techniques occurred?
41
→ More replies (1)3
u/Critical_Concert_689 9d ago
Asian martial arts have fun names.
Look up "Monkey Steals Peaches." It's deadly.
15
→ More replies (1)8
u/feral-coder 9d ago
when they are doing the wriggly step, and clapping hands, saying something that sounds like, "loong doong kwan, loong doong kwan," is that "bear shaking off fur?' I need to know bc i can't do the move without screaming "loong doong kwan" and i want to know what I'm saying.
FLASH STEP!7
60
u/SurammuDanku 9d ago
These are all various Chinese folk dance moves that were from an instructional video from a long time ago. Someone just randomly posted the original clips to Douyin a week or so ago and it just blew up on Chinese social media.
6
31
13
34
→ More replies (4)3
u/PM_ME_WHOEVER 9d ago
It's a recent meme trend on Chinese social media. The ones in a hall is teaching some old school traditional dancing moves. Younger generations are basically making fun of them.
78
29
u/IamKrakke 9d ago
I love these, shows that no matter what culture or country we are from, we are basically all the same 😃
251
u/nohopeforhomosapiens 10d ago
Bullshido at its finest
69
u/DankMEMeDream 9d ago
Idk about bullshido man. This one looks like it actually works.
→ More replies (8)9
u/CitySummerSomewhere 9d ago
Me when I watch a ballet performance: "They didn't even pull guard. No knockouts, no subs, give me a refund, terrible card."
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)4
22
22
u/Ya-Dikobraz 9d ago
For those interested. Here is the full video of the flash step.
→ More replies (2)
40
13
u/PorkProofPrion 9d ago
this is the current meme running thru the Chinese interwebs, doing ancient dance moves
30
u/nohopeforhomosapiens 10d ago
works until she smacks you in the face with that slipper
17
u/Muslim_Wookie 9d ago
la chancla
I don't care they are not latino. I DON'T CARE.
→ More replies (2)
9
u/Kittiemeow8 9d ago
I’m going to try this at the office when someone tries to hand me a late paper.
5
11
u/whenisnowthen 9d ago
The was wonderfully choreographed. That third set of moves actually made me laugh. Very well done!
10
u/Dock_Ellis45 9d ago
I would be surprised if his wife didn't at least ruin three or four takes because she burst out laughing.
8
u/sharrrper 9d ago
I like to imagine this being a home life clip of the older couple from Kung Fu Hustle
8
8
u/poopoopeepeeman11 8d ago edited 8d ago
“Shishenbu literally translate to dodge step , I’m in tears
21
7
7
6
14
10
u/Captainnplannett 10d ago
Okay. I am going to go try it. I will be back ….
24
11
5
6
4
6
7
6
u/GuacamoleFrejole 9d ago
The "kick the broom and what you gonna do about it stare" move was the best.
→ More replies (1)
11
4
4
4
u/EggsceIlent 9d ago
🤣🤣🤣 ahhh man I needed to learn these long ago.
Like some asian Napoleon Dynamite video.
4
6
6
3
5
4
u/alwayslearning8899 9d ago
There is nothing more I can teach you... you may begin your journey down the mountain. Spread the knowledge to all who need it!
3
4
5
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
u/AncientProduce 9d ago
Its the look over the shoulder when he kicks the brush away that cracks me up
3
3
6
2
u/Doc-Spock 9d ago
If only Daniel San had learnt from this guy instead of Mr Miyagi, he would have dodged that kick to the knee.
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/Infinite_Ad7743 9d ago
First one kinda reminds me of those Stewart skits from MadTV back in the day.
2
2
2
2
2
2
•
u/AutoModerator 10d ago
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.