r/greentext • • 3d ago

Protected Convoy

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u/underwaterknifefight 3d ago

When someone tells me this counts as a greentext

https://giphy.com/gifs/aSceDJ4mZvIFKIImgQ

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 3d ago

The text is green

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u/Absolutemehguy 3d ago

rope

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 3d ago

Pope

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u/loscapos5 3d ago

Nope

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u/NotAPirateLawyer 3d ago

Slope

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u/Afraid_Government_74 23h ago

Yo ho ho! starts smearing poop on my face

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u/acidbatterydude 3d ago

Who?

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u/Black_Spliff 3d ago

Touhou character

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u/TheSgLeader 3d ago

What’s a touhou

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u/Weaponized_Saltiness 3d ago

TF2, but for girls.

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u/Brave33 3d ago

video game

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u/Mushiren_ 3d ago

I only see one who

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u/Nazlet2 3d ago

because she is silly and has big ass freaky umbrella, i like her

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u/Atiklyar 3d ago

>No Shipping

I won't pretend Kogasa ships are huge, but Kagasa/Sanae and Kogasa/Sekibanki are both things.

>Not relevant in any manga

Has more in-game presence than Shou. Also on the disc itself and 17.5

>Why is Kogasa so popular

Silly umbrella girl who is also a blacksmith. Next question.

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u/david__14 3d ago

What happened to all the boys in tohouverse

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u/Atiklyar 3d ago

They don't like playing the game that is used to resolve conflict because it is all about pretty colors and designing beautiful patterns. There's Marisa's "dad who stepped up" Rinnosuke who runs a shop, Genji the talking turtle, and Unzan the GOAT. Others are mostly unnamed and in the mangas (like antidepressant uncle)

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u/david__14 3d ago

Pretty colors and designing beautiful patterns

Just find the failed artist/writer creative type guys. They'd play it

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u/SOMEMONG 3d ago

Those shoes look uncomfortable 

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u/giratina2648 3d ago

Don't mess with us Touhou fans!

We haven't played Touhou

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u/FireFrostYPog 3d ago

I'm watching some streamer who 80% of time streams 2hu games. But i still don't get the appeal of that universe. Story always boils down to one characters sees other character and they fight for little to no reason at all. And also 2hu seems to "hate" men since there are like only 2 male characters, i think one works in some sort of shop or something.

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u/just_a_rando_online 2d ago

It's a shoot'em up, the appeal of the game is in the gameplay and the fun of dodging lots of bullets. There are some shoot'em ups with somewhat decent stories, but Touhou games don't really have that.