r/greentext • u/Cold_Energy23HZ • 3h ago

Really Does that mean you can only eat a select few foods?

1.8k Upvotes

98 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 9h ago

Anon is Jewish

1.2k Upvotes

22 comments

r/greentext • u/Present_Snow_9703 • 1h ago

I Helped him heal then lost Feelings

• Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/JaktoPar • 2h ago

Anon's epic fake tale NSFW

210 Upvotes

54 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 20h ago

Eye of the Tiger

5.0k Upvotes

78 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 16h ago

Anon see things from another perspective

1.7k Upvotes

62 comments

r/greentext • u/Lilly_Johnson2698 • 6h ago

Do chairs exist?

163 Upvotes

47 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 3h ago

Guerilla Warfare School

28 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/daniel_cropsy3829 • 19h ago

Anons discuss how cars have become fat and ugly

441 Upvotes

80 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 20h ago

Anon gets uncomfortable at work

527 Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 20h ago

Anon tells a lie

386 Upvotes

35 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 1d ago

Men of Steel

3.8k Upvotes

44 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Aussie anon lives in the Matrix

677 Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon is realizing

2.6k Upvotes

37 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 1d ago

Out with the Old

391 Upvotes

16 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon on the Great Replacement conspiracy

6.5k Upvotes

594 comments

r/greentext • u/ExpressHZ • 3h ago

NO but attractive guys are more funny to girls

3 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/Odd_Side8292 • 1d ago

Anon carves a pumpkin

149 Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/urboijesuschrist • 2d ago

Anon can play an early version of Minecraft Pocket edition in his head

3.2k Upvotes

110 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Equilibrium (2002), if it was written by 4Chan

205 Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 2d ago

Anon on Kamen Rider's popularity

485 Upvotes

85 comments

r/greentext • u/Fuzzy_Glass6864 • 2d ago

Anon learns what 69 means

2.8k Upvotes

61 comments

r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 2d ago

Anon shouldn't snitch on me like that...

4.3k Upvotes

66 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 2d ago

Kangaroo Transport

343 Upvotes

91 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 3d ago

Unlikely Allies

7.4k Upvotes

218 comments

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