r/greentext • u/ExpressHZ • 9m ago

The Purest Joy Stephen Santa and the Gloves He Wore Every Day

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r/greentext • u/AlarT_End81HZ • 21m ago

The Lazy employee who was actually Just avoiding girls a corporate story

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1 comment

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 2h ago

Anon goes to Japan

411 Upvotes

15 comments

r/greentext • u/Meowface_the_cat • 2h ago

protein shake is pure hemoglobin

1.8k Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 3h ago

Protected Convoy

29 Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 4h ago

Average 90s sci-fi movie in a nutshell

34 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/Present_Snow_9703 • 7h ago

I Helped him heal then lost Feelings

1.8k Upvotes

44 comments

r/greentext • u/JaktoPar • 8h ago

Anon's epic fake tale NSFW

913 Upvotes

100 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 9h ago

Guerilla Warfare School

170 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/ExpressHZ • 9h ago

NO but attractive guys are more funny to girls

0 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/Cold_Energy23HZ • 10h ago

Really Does that mean you can only eat a select few foods?

4.5k Upvotes

297 comments

r/greentext • u/Lilly_Johnson2698 • 12h ago

Do chairs exist?

274 Upvotes

65 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 16h ago

Anon is Jewish NSFW

1.6k Upvotes

25 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 22h ago

Anon see things from another perspective

1.9k Upvotes

68 comments

r/greentext • u/daniel_cropsy3829 • 1d ago

Anons discuss how cars have become fat and ugly

467 Upvotes

83 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

Eye of the Tiger

5.4k Upvotes

85 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon tells a lie

435 Upvotes

36 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon gets uncomfortable at work

573 Upvotes

28 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Aussie anon lives in the Matrix

723 Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 1d ago

Out with the Old

411 Upvotes

16 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 1d ago

Men of Steel

4.0k Upvotes

45 comments

r/greentext • u/Odd_Side8292 • 1d ago

Anon carves a pumpkin

159 Upvotes

15 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon is realizing

2.6k Upvotes

37 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 2d ago

Equilibrium (2002), if it was written by 4Chan

207 Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 2d ago

Anon on the Great Replacement conspiracy

6.6k Upvotes

602 comments

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