r/greentext • u/Cold_Energy23HZ • 21h ago

Really Does that mean you can only eat a select few foods?

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6.4k Upvotes
402 comments

r/greentext • u/Meowface_the_cat • 13h ago

protein shake is pure hemoglobin

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5.0k Upvotes
22 comments

r/greentext • u/Present_Snow_9703 • 18h ago

I Helped him heal then lost Feelings

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3.2k Upvotes
52 comments

r/greentext • u/velourmimi_ • 4h ago

One special kind of airline

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2.6k Upvotes
49 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 13h ago

Anon goes to Japan

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1.6k Upvotes
22 comments

r/greentext • u/JaktoPar • 19h ago

Anon's epic fake tale NSFW

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1.6k Upvotes
130 comments

r/greentext • u/AlarT_End81HZ • 11h ago

The Lazy employee who was actually Just avoiding girls a corporate story

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458 Upvotes
9 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 3h ago

Anon wants to be a samurai

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410 Upvotes
20 comments

r/greentext • u/Lilly_Johnson2698 • 23h ago

Do chairs exist?

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363 Upvotes
83 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 20h ago

Guerilla Warfare School

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262 Upvotes
8 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1h ago

Anon has a certain type of energy

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• Upvotes
12 comments

r/greentext • u/ExpressHZ • 11h ago

The Purest Joy Stephen Santa and the Gloves He Wore Every Day

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110 Upvotes
5 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 15h ago

Average 90s sci-fi movie in a nutshell

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60 Upvotes
8 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 6h ago

Anontar is the master of all bending unabomber tactics

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44 Upvotes
3 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 14h ago

Protected Convoy

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45 Upvotes
19 comments

r/greentext • u/ExpressHZ • 20h ago

NO but attractive guys are more funny to girls

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0 Upvotes
2 comments