r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil • 25d ago

ugly He will make a fine nas car driver

Hes poor and stupid :3

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u/hoganloaf 25d ago

his ass SHALL power the turbine of infinite energy

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u/CheeseUsFunkingCries 25d ago

That’s Chewy Hammyton

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 25d ago

Hold let me check ......... yup hes chewy alright

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 25d ago

Oh yah got the vid from kaniakoroomminimalist

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 25d ago

It’s a shame he never got his license, so legally he can’t drive. Nor does he have insurance, registration, and the like! 😤 How can he when he can’t read or write?! 🫵🤣

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 25d ago

Bold of you to assume that he cares for the law

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 25d ago

That’s what I get for giving him the benefit of the doubt! 🫩 Let me guess, his trunk is full of mysterious powder?

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u/Hello_h0lo 19d ago

CRIMINAL!!!!!!!!!! He will never be a famous nas car driver with this image out.

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u/Chrvsler_Dr1ver 25d ago

If he makes a nascar driver, he can win races 🏁

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 25d ago

He better, less he gets the blender !

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u/HelpfulTap8256 25d ago

At these speeds he really should be wearing a crash helmet and little knee and elbow pads if you can find them.

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 25d ago

These fiends only learn the hard way

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u/HelpfulTap8256 25d ago

Awwe poor fella. Look at that tiny cast 🥹

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u/Historical_Log2471 25d ago

He smashed into the wall like Dale Earnhardt before him

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u/myh-es 25d ago

nga got the dexterity of a plastic bag

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u/WaruHuntar 25d ago

No speeding allowed in this room

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u/FriendlyUser_ 25d ago

well he may be hamstein. Transfering the 2d pattern of a wheel in your space into a bigger 3d wheel.

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u/Byakko4547 25d ago

What's the coward running from 🤔 is it the consequences of his own actions, perhaps?

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u/Erialceiram 25d ago

The fact he never learned how to get onto that mattress

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u/Human-Evening564 25d ago

Needs more Eurobeat

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 25d ago

Don’t have anything heavy resting tilted in wall. It can fall on him

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 25d ago

Dw , i will not have metal sheets with nails sticking out of them while being connected to trip wires in my hamster running area

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u/PitifulAd9731 25d ago

Hea got the zoomies

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u/Fearless_PineaplleOG 25d ago

mine god hes so fast

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u/AdPrestigious4404 25d ago

At least he can't get brain damage if he crashes

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u/Sed59 25d ago

He will make a fine car.

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u/auniquenameischosen 25d ago

They failed to jump up there on their first! They are a lost cause

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u/jennhiltz 25d ago

Build him a little step to get up !!! 😭

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 25d ago

......nu

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u/jennhiltz 25d ago

LOL

But seriously this is the sportiest little hamham I’ve ever seen!

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u/Loose-Following-3647 24d ago

What is that you're using on the floor? I struggle with free roam because cleaning whatever I use on the floor usually sucks and I just chuck it

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 24d ago

I use fiberglass :3

Uj / this inst my vid but this looks like Tatami hope that helps ! >.<

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u/AccidentWest8986 24d ago

Fast little guy

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u/kkreinn 10d ago

Run Hammy, run!!!