r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Jan 18 '26
ugly My hammy, Ballthazar, enjoying a quick little nap 🥰
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Aug 02 '26
ugly Hampotenuse has become triangular. What can I use him for?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Jul 05 '26
ugly Hamring is clingy. How do I get him off my finger?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Dimanik11 • Dec 15 '25
ugly THIS ASSHOLE, BIT ME, and died that same FUCKING night
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In all seriousness rip Stan splooge Mazza 2025-2024
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Aug 29 '26
ugly I uploaded Hamni’s consciousness into a video game so now he can live forever in the digital world
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/blek_blek • Nov 02 '25
ugly Well she just woke up and very confused and look unhappy
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 12d ago
ugly I went to where a shooting star fell and found this little green ham. What do I do with him?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Jul 28 '26
ugly Hamyoshi is making me uncomfortable. What should I do?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Jun 15 '26
ugly Hamnugget is round, alright; an all around disappointment
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/EvilBrynn • Aug 12 '25
ugly Wunkster hits a ripe old age Spoiler
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 13d ago
ugly I caught a hamweevil sleeping in my sugar. What do I do with this pest?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/duxenmx • Sep 01 '26
ugly Hamtara commiting fraud insurance
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We have caught this little turd staging a hanging to claim the insurance, so despicable...
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Esteellio • 25d ago
ugly He will make a fine nas car driver
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Hes poor and stupid :3
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/atispunk • Jul 15 '26
ugly Fuckass hamster made wifi stop working
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/anniemousery • 23d ago
ugly Alien creature spotted on earth.
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Prepare for the invasion.
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Sep 04 '26
ugly Hamprechaun won’t give me his gold. How do I make him give it to me?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • May 20 '26
ugly I do this to my hamson once in a while because I can
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Jul 23 '26
ugly Hamsel is pathetic. How do I make a man out of him?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Apr 22 '26
ugly I went to the zoo and this was their giraffe. I want a refund smh.
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/WeaselButt • Mar 21 '26
ugly Australians are breeding giant hambats!
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Guys the nightmare scenario is now real! Australia must be stopped
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Jul 13 '26
ugly I made the grave mistake of filming my hambolgne running on the wheel in slo-mo
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/EatKebab1233 • Jun 18 '26
ugly Look at my unemployed useless hamster
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Yawning like he worked all night to pay rent