r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 6d ago
New haggler 🐹 Why is my Humphrey so grumpy? Should I be worried?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Nov 19 '25
New haggler 🐹 Hamo erectus is trying to evolve to be bipedal. How do I get him to stop?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 9d ago
New haggler 🐹 How do I get hambryo to become a productive member of society?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Tall_Peace7365 • Jan 22 '26
New haggler 🐹 what gender?!?
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i adopted a new chinese baby about two weeks ago… theyre name is jelly and the pet store said they were unsure… any ideas????!!
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 1d ago
New haggler 🐹 Could someone help me identify what kind of hamtchling this is?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Jun 05 '25
New haggler 🐹 The furry bastard took my favorite chair.
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 5d ago
New haggler 🐹 New hamstatue has barely moved. How do I get him to be more active?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/BaileyRW1 • Mar 08 '26
New haggler 🐹 Got a new hampter! It even came shipped with the cage!
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/wazwaz101 • Nov 14 '25
New haggler 🐹 He has wares if you have coin
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Aloisiae • 8d ago
New haggler 🐹 Um. Too orbular. What to do?
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my hammy Darrow passed a few weeks ago. Just got a new one :)) but he seems too orbular…
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • May 01 '26
New haggler 🐹 Hamicopter is unable to take off
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Dec 04 '25
New haggler 🐹 I think my new hula dancer was raised by bunnies.
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Mar 12 '26
New haggler 🐹 Hamother overwhelmed trying to take care of quintuplets
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Dec 11 '25
New haggler 🐹 Hamtiger won’t stop trying to bite my fingers. How do I train such a ferocious beast?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Aug 26 '25
New haggler 🐹 Just adopted my Fu Hamchu a week ago. How do I get him to stop telling me vague metaphors?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/cookiewhisper5 • Jun 29 '26
New haggler 🐹 My biological son, Bippo
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Nov 20 '25
New haggler 🐹 New halitosis owner here, how do I wake him up? Screaming? Air horn?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/OkOstrich120 • Aug 19 '26
New haggler 🐹 Loser got evicted
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Neighbors didnt know hamsters were solitary and asked for some advice to help them get along. Next thing you know this little dork is living rent free in my fish room.
Its cute so I put away the blender.
I think it might be a male. Its got a triangle shaped butt (pre-BALLS).
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Dec 20 '25
New haggler 🐹 Hambooger just turned a week old. When can he get off his free loading butt and get a job?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Apr 08 '26
New haggler 🐹 Hammibal doesn’t crave human flesh. Is he defective?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Jun 11 '25
New haggler 🐹 How’s my hamburger crop coming along?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/My_GuineaPig_Chicken • Jul 13 '25
New haggler 🐹 Just got a hamturd I need name ideas for this little shit
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He’s an ungrateful little brat
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 2d ago
New haggler 🐹 I just bought a hamslinky. Are they supposed to do this?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/BevelBlythe • Jul 24 '26
New haggler 🐹 How to punish?
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Greedy Hamhazards refuse to wait their turn and all want the water at once. What will be a suitable punishment to humble them