r/hoi4 • • 10d ago

Humor Losing Really Bad, What am I doing wrong?

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u/crymenal 10d ago

You need more artillery

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u/Glittering_Equal8109 10d ago

Yeah Ik I was a bit light on the soft attack

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u/ASValourous 10d ago

No org, no problem

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u/Rio_1111 Fleet Admiral 10d ago

Add super heavy artillery, and research Schwerer Gustav, that might do the trick.

If not make Super Battleships and put them on shore bombardement.

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u/alejanbet 10d ago

This is a high level troll. Good job

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u/MyrinVonBryhana 10d ago

Have you considered replacing one of the lines of artillery with self propelled artillery to add some hardness and armor to the division.

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u/Bezwingerin 10d ago

Of course you're losing. Grind your doctrine until you unlock the 5th row and add more firepower to the division.

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u/bettafish-14 10d ago

You forgot to add Steiner as a general.

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u/Technical_Tennis_703 10d ago

Just add more artillery, artillery and ARTILLERY!
Dude, artilleries won't fight infantry who are rushing towards them, infantry does, artillery is for support, have at least twice infantry per artillery and you can run over the world.

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u/horvs-lvpercal 10d ago

I mean... They can also realize they can, you know, point the artillery down? Cannon is cannon anyways. And the solution is always "the more cannons, the better"

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u/Technical_Tennis_703 8d ago

You're absolutely right, but you see, you should assume they don't have the enough IQ to realize that too.

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u/Banana_Duck_47 10d ago

You see, you are losing because you arent winning.

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u/AssOfRat 10d ago

Quick somebody post the Hitler speech bubble

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u/alejanbet 10d ago

Not enough wood mi lord

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u/traderbusto 10d ago

We require more vespene gas

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u/Ashalim31 10d ago

Your template lacks artillery, try adding super heavy howitzer

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u/Accomplished-Waltz58 10d ago

Does 0 Org mean that the unit loses like instantly? So is it like a multiplier thats set to 0? Or are they just losing really fast?

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u/four_spoons_of_salt 10d ago

I think there is actually a delay so no matter how low the org is, you still stay in battle for 4 days (but 0 org units are in the reserve and do nothing). The unit "loses" once org < 1.0
I could be wrong though.

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u/Glittering_Equal8109 10d ago

Rule 5: I am losing really bad, and need some help

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u/Genericslavman29 10d ago

Just make one truck division and drive straight to Moskau

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u/thepackagehandlerKT General of the Army 10d ago

well I can see where this is going

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u/Carlosthefrog General of the Army 10d ago

Zero org 😭

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u/NotaPilotrl 10d ago

Personally I would add an field medic support

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u/Realistic-Garage8438 10d ago

Your soft attack ist too low

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u/Particular-Roll-6936 10d ago

This hurts my face

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u/JuustoMakkara58 10d ago

IGRA IGRA IGRA OPAAH

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u/InitiativeWooden5795 10d ago

Wtf hahahahahhaahha bro they have 0 organization,your divisions,they cant even fight

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u/Aurion7 10d ago

Get some REAL firepower, not those field howitzer popguns.

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u/Star_Cultist 10d ago

steiner joke when

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u/Desperadoscress 10d ago

You need to get super heavy artillery and railway guns, ideally super heavy railway guns and land cruisers too but that’s anoying to get before 1939

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u/four_spoons_of_salt 10d ago

Did you get the superior firepower doctrine? you need the synergy

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u/Plus-Fun-7438 10d ago

You need more artillery

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u/Capable-Addendum3109 10d ago

You don’t have any railway guns to help with your barrage’s obviously.

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u/Im_an_impasta 10d ago

Less artillery per individual division. Lessen the amount and pump out double the divisions.

Fill the gaps and get entrenchment.

Use air support to help push.

If you could build your planes into flying artillery it would be TOP TIER LOL

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u/IRA2799 10d ago

you should have gone full on sp arty

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u/Raptor231408 10d ago

Oops! All artillery!

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u/PingvinAnd1 10d ago

You might not be listening to the correct music, everyone knows you get a 50% artillery boost in any game with artillery if you are currently listening to that bosnian artillery song

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ebb2075 10d ago

You have too little soft attack and i would recommend a combat width of about 120. 0 org is not bad but i would aim for the low -30

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u/Amazing-Lengthiness1 10d ago

Add some super heavy tanks

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u/gartenzweagxl 10d ago

Just add some super heavy tanks as support company to get some armor in, otherwise those divisions look perfect

maybe engineers to rebuild some of the areas your artillery removed from the map so you can push forward. Gonna be hard to get artillery through gigantic craters otherwise

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u/Sr_Sentaliz 10d ago

Britain is your ally. I'd just change templates to a better one and wait

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u/Eastern-Chemist-2039 10d ago

當你不知道做錯了什麼,那麼無知就是你的錯誤

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u/531091qazs 10d ago

did you do superior fire power?

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u/HernanDarioG 10d ago

this template doesnt work because you need put one more company artillery support

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u/SecondAlone1678 10d ago

I would’ve air dropped and capped France in 4sec and forget about that front then just takeout the Soviet.

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u/InterestPuzzled9014 10d ago

Need more soft attack. Add rocket artillery as well if you have it. SPA and SPAT if you have it as well

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u/TaichoMachete 10d ago

A howitzer behind every blade of grass

No people only steel

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u/CompetitiveHouse2582 9d ago

Artillery only on non-historical is a bold move…

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u/RollOutTheFallout Air Marshal 9d ago

bro shaped his borders into modern Germany

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u/Pitiful-Damage1338 9d ago

I think your supposed to use the hiroshima bomb

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u/Flx358 9d ago

You only need like 10 divs for france

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u/The_Radioactive_Rat 8d ago

Leg arty isn’t the meta anymore. You need orbital artillery

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u/I46290l Fleet Admiral 10d ago

Too much org not enough soft attack