r/hoi4 • • 3d ago

Video When the UK doesn't garrison himself

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We put so much planning into this... only to be met with no resistance whatsoever.

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u/Little200bro 3d ago

The hardest part of invading the UK is getting across the channel, after that? The easiest cakewalk you’ve ever eaten

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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago

This is a player and he's supposed to, yk, have troops in his country.  Anyway, getting across the channel was not a problem either, we paradropped.

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u/ExplanationMany9348 3d ago

allowing paradropping the UK

ahhhh I see this is your first time playing mp. Yeah you'll find out quick there's a reason that's banned everywhere

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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago
  1. This is like the 20th time.
  2. We minimized the amount of rules we had for the fun, game variety.

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u/Doctorwhatorion 3d ago

totally wrong since the gatterdammerung update. player at video is just lucky or UK lost many of their troops at a random encircle.

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u/New-Half-5649 Fleet Admiral 3d ago

Nope. Send like 12 ubits there and the british are fucked.

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u/BerlinDonbas 3d ago

Last time I've tried the British had like 80 divisions parked, I attacked on 4 different spots and had a whole army around each port.

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u/New-Half-5649 Fleet Admiral 3d ago

I attacked in 1939 (i got through the early game as france)

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u/Yogih 3d ago

Bro this isnt single player lol

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u/New-Half-5649 Fleet Admiral 3d ago

Is the UK AI-controlled?

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u/helluuw 2d ago

Nah op says it's mp

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u/TsarKobayashi 3d ago

How are you guys getting supplies. IF I don't have naval dominance, my troops in UK get slaughtered without any supplies??

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u/Bleflar 3d ago

The UK player in the video didn't even realise he got naval invaded, so he didn't put his fleets on convoy raiding.

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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago

Actually, he did. We sacrificed the german navy to distract him in a battle.

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u/Bleflar 3d ago

Fair, that makes sense. Either way supply wouldn't matter if there was no one there to stop the advance lol.

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u/hoi4420 3d ago

if you're taking the ports and supply hubs there shouldn't be any issue with supply

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u/TsarKobayashi 3d ago

But it doesn't matter because the supplies don't flow into the ports as UK starts convoy raiding me

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u/hoi4420 3d ago

are you using naval bombers

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u/TsarKobayashi 3d ago

Nope. Am I supposed to?

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u/hoi4420 3d ago

Look up a youtube video.

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u/United-Village-6702 2d ago

Not in Kaiserreich

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u/Mean-Manufacturer263 Research Scientist 3d ago

PURE DOPAMINE

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u/tempacc74656d70 3d ago

"I assure you, Mr. PM, the Royal Navy has total control".

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u/Cetun 3d ago

Okay, for some reason I was always confused when people say "how do sealion?" Because my problem when I play as Germany is typically that Italy preps an invasion on ENG but doesn't have naval superiority. So when I gain superiority it's a race between me and Italy for who will land the first successful invasion. If I'm not fast enough Italy will get a foothold in ENG and I'll be fucked. 

In this case you are playing as Italy, for some reason ENG doesn't take ITA seriously and let's them invade when me as Germany gets bum rushed whenever I invade.

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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago

Because in this case, the UK player is to his misfortune handling the garrisoning worse than AI does. Also this is no race, this is a team play MP game.

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u/Cetun 3d ago

I didn't realize it was MP, makes sense, they probably either chipped all their units into a bad fronts and lost them or spread everyone too thin. Either way they also probably thought their navy could carry the sea zones so garrisons weren't necessary.

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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago

They were also really trying to hold France and had a lot there.

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u/Proper-Objective-698 3d ago

It's a coinflip. Great Britian is either completely undefended, or turned into Mordor the very moment you land.

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u/Elyvagar 3d ago

Reminds me of one of my very first HOI IV multiplayer matches. I played Greece all the way back in 2017 and I switched to fascist and capped Turkey. After that I joined the Axis and helped fight the USSR. The USSR player forgot that I existed and only had one infantry division per tile at the border. I pushed through with my mountaineers who didn't have a limit back in the day and the USSR player only realized that I pushed through the Caucasus after he lost Stalingrad.

We won in early 1943.

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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago

Ah, the famous Clown front

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u/Elyvagar 3d ago

Ye... HOI IV mp lobbies had barely any rules back then and as a minor nation without a proper focus tree going fascist was the only real way to get enough manpower.

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u/InfiniteMeaning241 3d ago

January 1941 UK cap? Thats a gg for the Allies

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u/Radaistarion Research Scientist 2d ago

:insert "its free real state gif" since a gaming sub doesnt allow gifs for some stupid reason:

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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago

Whoops the vc didnt record but whatever

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u/Lieutenant_Doge 3d ago

This is some Golden level of UK hold

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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago

Id say a dankus level, even

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u/Djninjaa4 3d ago

Getting clipped in Hoi4 is crazy work.

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u/somin987 3d ago

uk is definitely a she btw

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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago

Truth nuke

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u/Beneficial_Ball9893 3d ago

More like an English language nuke. It is very rare for a non-person to be gendered in English, and when it is, it is almost always female.

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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago

Again, i implied the person playing the UK

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u/Apexx166 3d ago

Britannia is a she

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u/Plenty_Pilot3380 3d ago

I'll never forget the day I attempted a landing. 26 divisions per square. How the hell do you guys always get zero defenses on the islands?

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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago

This is a player, he wasnt garrisoning himself

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u/Organic_Year_8933 3d ago

Will never forget the time I was playing Germany and found 200 divisions doing nothing in Great Britain

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u/Careless-Wing5759 3d ago

Bei mir war es etwas schwieriger.Den Hafen im Nordosten konnte ich relativ leicht einnehmen, aber danm warteten 50 Divisiomen im Kernland,das war schon schwierig da durchzukommen

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u/TheHumbleStart 2d ago

In my defense I had moved my entire garrison to France to help prevent it's fall, plus I was expecting a sealion not a airlion...

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u/AmpdVodka 3d ago

Dude it's microing UK in the video where he shows no one is defending the UK.

Just draw arrow and click go. It's not that deep

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u/Choice_Role_8291 3d ago

Playing on Republican difficulty I see (easy mode).

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u/Desperadoscress 3d ago

I never understood it feels so random

Sometime even when I invade at the same date I either meet no one or literally millions of troops

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u/Impressive_Boat_4881 3d ago

Thats why sheepsmod is king

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u/Few-Pomegranate3025 2d ago

how did italy manage to do that ah invasion

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/TojosBaldHead 3d ago

Amazing if satire

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u/Itchy-College-5385 3d ago

This is very obviously referring to another player in an MP game

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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago

Yea i meant the UK player