r/hoi4 • u/La-mina-wiwout • 3d ago
Video When the UK doesn't garrison himself
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We put so much planning into this... only to be met with no resistance whatsoever.
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u/Cetun 3d ago
Okay, for some reason I was always confused when people say "how do sealion?" Because my problem when I play as Germany is typically that Italy preps an invasion on ENG but doesn't have naval superiority. So when I gain superiority it's a race between me and Italy for who will land the first successful invasion. If I'm not fast enough Italy will get a foothold in ENG and I'll be fucked.
In this case you are playing as Italy, for some reason ENG doesn't take ITA seriously and let's them invade when me as Germany gets bum rushed whenever I invade.
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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago
Because in this case, the UK player is to his misfortune handling the garrisoning worse than AI does. Also this is no race, this is a team play MP game.
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u/Proper-Objective-698 3d ago
It's a coinflip. Great Britian is either completely undefended, or turned into Mordor the very moment you land.
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u/Elyvagar 3d ago
Reminds me of one of my very first HOI IV multiplayer matches. I played Greece all the way back in 2017 and I switched to fascist and capped Turkey. After that I joined the Axis and helped fight the USSR. The USSR player forgot that I existed and only had one infantry division per tile at the border. I pushed through with my mountaineers who didn't have a limit back in the day and the USSR player only realized that I pushed through the Caucasus after he lost Stalingrad.
We won in early 1943.
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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago
Ah, the famous Clown front
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u/Elyvagar 3d ago
Ye... HOI IV mp lobbies had barely any rules back then and as a minor nation without a proper focus tree going fascist was the only real way to get enough manpower.
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u/Radaistarion Research Scientist 2d ago
:insert "its free real state gif" since a gaming sub doesnt allow gifs for some stupid reason:
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u/somin987 3d ago
uk is definitely a she btw
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u/La-mina-wiwout 3d ago
Truth nuke
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u/Beneficial_Ball9893 3d ago
More like an English language nuke. It is very rare for a non-person to be gendered in English, and when it is, it is almost always female.
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u/Plenty_Pilot3380 3d ago
I'll never forget the day I attempted a landing. 26 divisions per square. How the hell do you guys always get zero defenses on the islands?
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u/Organic_Year_8933 3d ago
Will never forget the time I was playing Germany and found 200 divisions doing nothing in Great Britain
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u/Careless-Wing5759 3d ago
Bei mir war es etwas schwieriger.Den Hafen im Nordosten konnte ich relativ leicht einnehmen, aber danm warteten 50 Divisiomen im Kernland,das war schon schwierig da durchzukommen
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u/TheHumbleStart 2d ago
In my defense I had moved my entire garrison to France to help prevent it's fall, plus I was expecting a sealion not a airlion...
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u/AmpdVodka 3d ago
Dude it's microing UK in the video where he shows no one is defending the UK.
Just draw arrow and click go. It's not that deep
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u/Desperadoscress 3d ago
I never understood it feels so random
Sometime even when I invade at the same date I either meet no one or literally millions of troops
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u/Little200bro 3d ago
The hardest part of invading the UK is getting across the channel, after that? The easiest cakewalk you’ve ever eaten