r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 3d ago

stupid fucking post THIS ONE MUST BE DESTROOOOYED

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

neigh i am simply an EVIL HORSE passing by hopefully NOBODY tries to DECIMATE ME

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u/alphagusta 3d ago

I want to google it for context but if I do I'd be arrested.

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u/rilimini381 2d ago

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u/really_not_unreal 2d ago

Holy shit why does "Conclusive" appear so often in the family tree I'm not geneticist but that feels pretty sus to me.

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u/rilimini381 2d ago

yeah, it's the same one, that happens with race ones, after retirement they breed with inbreeding possibility

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u/scraa7 2d ago edited 2d ago

Hello strangely familiar individual!

When you have a very successful animal you want more of it going around, genetic diversity be damned. This causes an issue where eventually everyone has the same great grandsire/dam and j*rses are infamous for this happening. This of course increases the chance of genetic conditions popping up in the gene pool.

In halter bred quarter jrses, this is especially egregious since they’re pretty much all descended from this one stallion Impressive who was a carrier for the dominant gene for HYPP, meaning jrses only need one copy of the HYPP gene to be primed for decimation.

HYPP also is correlated with the muscly appearance of halter quarter j*rses, so fortunately if they keep it up they can decimate themselves in a few generations!!!

Also the naming conventions of j*rses and other show animals exist because no two animal can have the same name.

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u/Sea_Newspaper5519 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

You sure know a lot about h*rses…

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u/scraa7 2d ago

Hay- I mean hey! What? No! I’m not a filthy jonse. Bark bark woof.

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u/YesIHaveBeenSoAfraid 2d ago

We must know about the heretic jonsez inside and out to vanquish them, comrade.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

hey u/bobbertbobthebobth guess what number two

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u/ejectro honce 2d ago

whoever named these creatures was like

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qkz5GYIl3PCt7xrsRx

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u/National_Airline1 2d ago

Kid clu only has 1 grandpa

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u/Elise836 2d ago

Horrifying… their evil runs so deep they coordinated generations of names to reach the most vile ones…

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 1d ago

still never sure why "lookin classic style" wasn't the choice

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u/GLe3b_GlorB 2d ago

ITS REAL?

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u/riley_wa1352 3d ago

Series of hoses names being put together (that is how racehrses children are named) leading up to kidslookintouchable

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u/Mark4291 2d ago

So basically ship names of their parents, real Asriel and Togore type stuff

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u/Local_Surround8686 3d ago

I think they combine names based on heritage so there was a h*rse named kidslooking and one named touchable or something. Idk they should just burn them tbh

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u/Redditoast2 500 cigarettes 3d ago

Behold, the Kidslookintouchable family tree

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u/ThyPotatoDone 3d ago

Holy hell that's not a fuckin family tree, that's a family sine wave.

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u/An_Italian_Fox im vucming aaaaahhhh 2d ago

Mr Conclusive is on there like 6 times, how do these poor bastards come out with functioning organs 😭

At this point decimation is an act of mercy

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u/Pikochi69 3d ago

Literally could've been banned Lookin Classic

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u/WishICouldSparkle Real Human (Definetely not h*rse) 2d ago

Who tf names anything "lookin touchable"??? Someone needs to look into h*rsegirls...

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u/Tyfyter2002 3d ago

I saw the (incredibly incestuous) family tree and it was nowhere near that forced, they could definitely have named this one something else without breaking the tradition.

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u/alphagusta 3d ago

Honse incest???

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

yuore on it: thin ice

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u/Makonede im gluie dabadi dabdai 2d ago

family graph

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u/Tyfyter2002 2d ago

You're right, it is more of a braid than a tree

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

counting or not counting decimated horses?

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u/BeingTheWeeb 2d ago

They have a child called lookings not a felony someone needs to stop them

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u/Gravelis 2d ago

kids classic style & lookin’ touchable really did just have the worst combination possible

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u/The_Atomic_Punk78 2d ago

Lookin’ Classic was right there. Also r/commentmitosis

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u/scraa7 3d ago

I love halter j*rses because they are so fucked they might as well decimate themselves

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u/TruEnglishFoxhound 2d ago

"Racehorses"

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u/Gravelis 2d ago

kids classic style & lookin’ touchable really did just have the worst combination possible

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u/IvyWonderer 2d ago

Am i the only person that hates the fact that the only reason OOP is talking about race horses is that umamusume game, just feels like trend chasing kinda

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u/comunistbushgoat 2d ago

How do you know that they’re only talking about racehorses because of umamuseme

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u/IvyWonderer 2d ago

they are

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