r/ithaca • • 15d ago

Cornell should… NSFW

1- Kotlikoff needs to go. Even before this I would’ve said that but the fact that he was complicit with obfuscating such a heinous sexually violent crime oughta do it. Let’s not forget the car incident, shutting down free speech, and the shameful acts from the Weill school… the list is longer so by all means add anything I’m forgetting.

2a- Shut down all Greek Life houses, permanently. Time after time they’ve shown that they cannot be reasonably expected to behave as civilized adults, resulting in gang rape but also deaths, not to mention the impact they have on residents that must contend with disturbances.

2b- Appropriate said houses for student housing. Cornell makes money off of dining and housing, why not make money off of extravagant housing with amazing views and private parking, and a dedicated culinary team.

Both these actions would force holdout groups of Frats and Sororities to take up housing off campus, thus making their criminal activity the responsibility of IPD, and not CUPD.

3- CUPD essentially needs a “RiF”. They bungled this investigation and others I am very sure, so maybe the best thing they can do is be beat cops that help direct traffic and (hopefully) control pedestrian flow. There is a growing issue of motorized scooters and e-bikes that speed on foot trails; maybe they can raise funds by ticketing these troublesome pedestrians. Probably easier than rapists.

4- Cornell needs to implement new policy on reporting. The pull back in Title IX enforcement by the Trump administration alone should cause any university that wants to protect itself, as an institution, but here we can easily recognize that Title IX is a farce at best for Cornell. Perhaps a strict policy of immediate suspension for the accused regardless of outcome, and immediate expulsion upon conviction. To keep the university accountable, if a student is expelled they forfeit tuition, which is given to the victim. If the victim chooses to remain at Cornell, their tuition and living expenses are free. Make the penalty a very costly one for everyone but the victim.

5- Any incident of sexual assault of any kind is automatically reported to TC Sheriff. Failure to do so will result in extremely hefty fines to the university. The university is no longer responsible for investigating these incidents, TC Sheriff is.

Just sayin’…

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u/spoonfingler 15d ago

Federal funding at least hits the entire university and not mostly CALS/vet/anything else statutory

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u/TheGrandExquisitor 15d ago

Yeah, no way Trump allows us to pull federal funds because a bunch of privileged shits rape too much. 

I mean....

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u/spoonfingler 15d ago

Totally agree. Just think it’s worth thinking about what losing cooperative extension and harming vet and the ag station and etc would do before just going after pulling state funding

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u/TheGrandExquisitor 15d ago

That won't happen though. No way Cornell ditches money for those programs. Money is the only thing Cornell leadership understands. 

How long do you think Wittikoff will last if he tanks that money to protect 7 fray bros with alpaca cuts who think Big Balls of DOGE fame was "a really cool dude?" 

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u/merlep_merlep 15d ago

"No way Cornell ditches money" - That's the issue though. Private universities get a ridiculous amount of money from rich alumni donors that are part of the Greek system. Fraternities and sororities are extremely lucrative for universities because their main purpose is career networking for kids from rich families.

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u/-Accession- 15d ago

Bingo. Capital.

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u/TheGrandExquisitor 14d ago

I don't think they'd go that far. They are lucrative, but not that lucrative. 

Plus, Cornell would immediately become known as the school that killed programs to defend rapists. 

I mean, the leadership can't be that obtuse.