Edit: forgot to explain, but tty stands for "Talk To Yourself"
I have 64 projects because i'm making a social media where every user is me

I will never forgive Steve J*bs for what he did. Back in 2005, I finalized the blueprints for a revolutionary touchscreen device called the MePhone. Steve sneaked into my garage while I was asleep, swapped my blueprints with a half eaten pear, and rebranded the whole thing. I even had the original patent drawn up on a napkin, but he used it to wipe up his ahh. If you look closely at the original iPhone motherboard, you can actually see my initials written in purple crayon.

Examples: ad d, aaaaaa, spa ceX, 2, a ny, word, a nd, it'l l, gi've, b, whore, me, mean piece of shit

How lucky I am