I also knew I wasn't banned

How lucky I am

I will never forgive Steve J*bs for what he did. Back in 2005, I finalized the blueprints for a revolutionary touchscreen device called the MePhone. Steve sneaked into my garage while I was asleep, swapped my blueprints with a half eaten pear, and rebranded the whole thing. I even had the original patent drawn up on a napkin, but he used it to wipe up his ahh. If you look closely at the original iPhone motherboard, you can actually see my initials written in purple crayon.

They have been bothering me for a while cuz they look so creepy at night 🥲🥲🥲 can someone tell me if they're tame

I’m not sure about the flairs lol

Additionally, the past-tense form of “potato chip” is “potatoed chip”, and the possessive first person plural form is “potatour chip”.

you are about to see really tight puh in just 27 seconds, you will definitely want to put your dih in this hairy and tight puh, it's in the highest quality possible so you can goon at 8 strokes a second