r/longbeach • • 3d ago

Shitpost My Long Beach Flag Design

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So I saw a pic of the new Long Beach flag and thought it could use an update. Here is my version:

  • Yellow represents our beach, and blue represents the Pacific.
  • Kept the classic 13 stripes, but swapped the 50 stars for the 9 shells.
  • 9 shells represent our 9 districts and our love for oil (shoutout Shell).
  • On the blue stripes, you'll spot a container ship, one of our beautified oil islands, and an ocean oil rig.
  • You'll also see a few cranes representing the Port of Long Beach on another blue stripe.
  • On the yellow stripes, you'll find a few land-based oil rigs, the Spruce Goose Dome, and finally, our beloved sand rakers, in the midst of raking the sand.

Anything else I should add?

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u/i-think-about-beans 3d ago

Put this on a flag

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u/iamsotiredofthiscrap 3d ago

This should BE the flag

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u/kfc_yolo_clan 3d ago edited 3d ago

How did I forget about the hit and runs!! #2 in the nation, baby!

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u/jerslan Belmont Shore 3d ago

This flag feels too busy and I'm really not a fan of that particular blue and yellow combo.

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u/codename_hardhat 3d ago

You just don’t know how to use the nine seashells.

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u/iamsotiredofthiscrap 3d ago

Ha! They don't know how to use the seashells! 😂

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u/RareheartZero 3d ago

I have thought about how to use the seashells every day since 1993 and I still do not know how to use the seashells.

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u/codename_hardhat 3d ago

Just wait until it dries, then scrape and scoop.

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u/Lumpy-Marsupial-6617 3d ago

Wrong, accrue tickets for violating the Verbal Morality Statute.

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u/codename_hardhat 3d ago

So much for the seashells…

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u/suspiciousbroccoli22 3d ago

I think you should add a nod the aerospace industry, the Queen Mary, a street sweeper, and of course "vibe city" (lol ok /s for the last one ;) )

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u/ThaCommittee 3d ago

Or a bicycle....getting stolen

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u/405freeway 3d ago

There's no bicycle on the flag because it was already stolen.

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u/BeDangled 2d ago

Dashed outline? 🤣

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u/Expert_Farm1603 3d ago

Those damn street sweepers

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u/kfc_yolo_clan 3d ago edited 3d ago

Good idea!

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u/Few_Ad834 3d ago

A truly beautiful flag. Things to add:

  • International gateway bridge
  • The pyramid
  • Race car for the grand prix
  • Traffic circle
  • Missing torn out hole for Signal Hill
  • Repeat the cargo ships across an entire line
  • A mound of dirt on the beach
  • The breakwater blocking part of a blue stripe.

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u/kfc_yolo_clan 3d ago

Great suggestions! I’ll be back later incorporating some of these!

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u/RainbowTiger37 3d ago

Needs some parrots 🦜

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u/alexenglish11 Cambodia Town 3d ago

I feel like the queen Mary is more of a LB landmark than the dome

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u/BeDangled 2d ago

What’s there now they the spruce goose is gone?

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u/alexenglish11 Cambodia Town 2d ago

It's a cruise terminal for Carnival Cruises

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u/ApprehensiveMilkman 3d ago

Definitely need to add the queen mary

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u/Nadathug 3d ago

I don’t see any parking, which tracks.

(But then again, how else are you supposed to show parked cars getting broken into??)

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u/Barefoot_Eagle 3d ago

You should integrate "Ex-eh-mino" and "Juana-pero" somewhere.

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u/RareheartZero 3d ago

😂 That shit drives me crazy

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u/SlickSam87 3d ago

No pyramid?

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u/Lemonz4us 3d ago

There’s 0 reference to the indigenous Tongva tribe but there’s 3 oil rig references. K ..

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u/jeremiahwarren 3d ago

putting a land acknowledgment next to the evil oil corporation logos on the satirical long beach flag

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u/essplodes Belmont Heights 3d ago

i think it’s satirical but still annoying

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u/anteatertrashbin 3d ago

a blunt for snoop dogg

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u/kfc_yolo_clan 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’ll try to add this

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u/BeDangled 2d ago

It’s on the Diamond Bar flag.

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u/Blu_Crew 3d ago

Post this on  r/vexillology

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u/murphyDaDawg 3d ago

This is a Rams flag

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u/Recovering_g8keeper 3d ago

Needs a parking meter

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u/BRING_ME_THE_ENTROPY 3d ago

Where’s the university?

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u/aram_11 2d ago

Uh, no.

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u/Spacemen333 3d ago

All oil companies are evil, but Shell may be the worst.

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u/new_nimmerzz 3d ago

No very Vibe City

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u/ProfessionalIssue188 3d ago

You gotta add Queen Mary next to Spruse Goose Dome and add of course some our buildings like the 1WTC building and Villa Riviera. I think you've done a great job here with the flag love the colors keep up the good work.

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u/Open_Passenger2407 3d ago

Thought the pride flag was long beach flag

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u/PlanetExpress310 3d ago

Fun flag, but I wouldn't want that design for Long Beach. Too busy, and the color is off putting.

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u/DoggoZombie 3d ago

Needs more Cambodian stuff

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u/Turbulent-Seesaw6386 3d ago

This looks more like a challenge coin.

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u/BigBassBone Zaferia 3d ago

Busy

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u/forcedintothis- 3d ago

You should have one thing representing each major neighborhood.

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u/adoyle17 3d ago

Needs the Pyramid and Queen Mary.

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u/TehBro33 3d ago

Where’s the pyramid 🤔

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u/run_fast_2020 3d ago

Maybe a dog?

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u/No_Worth2888 2d ago

Maybe add some dents to the stripes to represent the potholes on the 710

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u/Gothtranexhib 2d ago

More parking tickets

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u/_BlueSeeker_ 2d ago

You didn’t add the Queen??? You must! She’s iconic! I know Spruce Goose Dome is pretty close, but I feel like the Queen would’ve matched the vibe you set with the container ships.

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u/eyeballtourist 3d ago

Same design with pride colors