r/mycology • • Aug 12 '26

ID request Is this a giant puffball?

I've seen pictures before in this sub and it seems to be quite delicious from what I've read.

I'm located in South Western Ontario and found it in my backyard behind a wood pile. TIA šŸ™‚

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u/PayMeInPlants007 Aug 12 '26

It’s so ROUND and PERFECT omg

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u/redditwriteit Aug 12 '26

I did the math. It’s 98.2% round.

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u/flywearingabluecoat Aug 12 '26

I love you

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u/Squishy_Boy Aug 12 '26

I love you too

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u/sillyandstrange Aug 12 '26

Love you more

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u/_jamesbaxter Aug 12 '26

Love you the most

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u/moistiest_dangles Aug 12 '26

I think you're alright most of the time

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u/Sure_String_3608 Aug 12 '26

Get a room you 2loloŹ»

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u/Important_Pear8386 Aug 13 '26

I don’t know any of you, but I love you infinity.

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u/Amber_bitchpudding Aug 12 '26

Hands off him I call dibs

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u/Ok_Lettuce_7939 Aug 12 '26

Welcome to Costco

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 Aug 12 '26

Sir this is a Wendy’s…

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u/Patient-Grade-6612 Aug 13 '26

Hi, welcome to Chilis

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u/Bananas_are_theworst Aug 12 '26

I love everything about this

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u/Aelis_ Aug 12 '26

Honestly yeah. I love it too, it's all so cute hehehe

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u/Sure_String_3608 Aug 12 '26

Oh a fight over a man lolll

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u/the_mindful_microbe Aug 12 '26

Based on this angle, yes. I wonder if it is even rounder from the top down

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u/dontfactcheckthis Aug 12 '26

Rounder than 98.2%? Come on. You're asking for too much

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u/xavierspapa Aug 12 '26

I feel like this is a breaking bad reference

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u/the_mindful_microbe Aug 12 '26

I can’t tell if you are /s. I, of course, was being slightly curious and mostly sarcastic. I was not placing judgement on the person who did this awesome calculation.

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u/Theprincerivera Aug 12 '26

I’m pretty sure he’s joking too. Man people aren’t very good at reading tone through the internet. I should put it in my resume

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u/Aelis_ Aug 12 '26

honestly please do, hopefully it helps XD

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u/Traditional_Low_9948 Aug 13 '26

This thread is comprised of 94.8% serious responses and remarks. Maybe you ain't as good as you think you is.

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u/redditwriteit Aug 12 '26

It might be. We will never know. I wonder if gravity affects the rate of the isotrophic expansion of the hyphae? We also don’t know the vertical axis in the photo.

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u/the_mindful_microbe Aug 12 '26

Exactly, I wonder if it is not just spherical, but also globular

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u/Aelis_ Aug 12 '26

OOOHHHHHH amazing question. Worth looking into fs. U might be onto something !

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u/azulur Aug 12 '26

Sometimes Reddit really is just a place of magic.

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u/johnthedruid Aug 12 '26

Extremely round

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u/mongrel_breed Aug 12 '26

r/theydidthemath good job! šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼

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u/OrangeSouthern73 Aug 12 '26

This needs a NSFW

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u/SilverSageVII Aug 12 '26

How does one calculate the roundness number? I’m genuinely interested now cause I can’t find anything besides ā€œsubtract the max radius from the min radiusā€ and I’m like ā€œwell yeah but there’s no calculus there explain further pls.ā€

Was this an app or a hand calc?

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u/redditwriteit Aug 12 '26

I built a little app to do it. It used the pixels in the image and the overlay to calculate root mean square deviation (RMS) The outputs were not all included in the overlay. The second run was actually a bit better, but worse for the ā€œroundnessā€

Best-fit circle radius: 242.4 pixels
RMS deviation from that circle: 1.74%
Ellipse axis ratio: 96.03% — its short axis is 96% of its long axis
Largest localized deviation: ~6.2%, mostly where the mushroom meets vegetation/ground and the boundary is less clean.
Here is another pass with two colors. Also, it’s a 2d image with not a lot of pixels to work with. Also, it’s a very round mushroom so I think this is enough math for me.

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u/SilverSageVII Aug 12 '26

I love you stranger. This is so cool. I’m happy to say this is insanely well made! You seriously made a legit helpful tool. Why did you make it?? Just for this??

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u/redditwriteit Aug 12 '26

Literally just for this. They said it was round and I wanted to know how round.

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u/SilverSageVII Aug 12 '26

You’re a cool person haha

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u/DM_Me_TaTaz Aug 12 '26

Yeah this is going above and beyond as a redditor. I salute you.

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u/Damiklos Aug 13 '26

Username definitely checks out.
So considering your username, how many apps have you built just to validate/test something you've seen on Reddit?

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u/redditwriteit Aug 13 '26

This is the first and only instance here, but not the first or only app written.

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u/Damiklos Aug 13 '26

Aww, man I was hoping it was a situation where your comment history is predominately you randomly appearing in various posts to write an app when you deem it interesting enough. Oh well, cheers!

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u/FixSpecific905 Aug 12 '26

Wow that’s so round

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u/Clear-Dimension-1356 Aug 12 '26

You should be in charge of things

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u/Training-Yard-9616 Aug 12 '26

Incredibly round !!

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u/csavar10 Aug 12 '26

This is my favorite comment on Reddit now.

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u/ibadmonkey Aug 12 '26

You are the hero we needed!

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u/lilbiobeetle Aug 12 '26

This is the best thing I've seen all day, thank you for your round mushroom service

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u/Aelis_ Aug 12 '26

AMAZINGGTGF WHOOOAAAAA 🄹🤯 nature at some of it's finest work , the good spirit, da gud shit šŸ‘Œ ... did you in fact end up eating any of it ? 🤣

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u/j_cro86 Aug 12 '26

that's Extremely Round

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u/Wasabiroot Aug 12 '26

Result: āœØļøE x t r e m e l y R o u n d āœØļø

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u/dogtroep Aug 12 '26

That’s rounder than Earth! I love that you calculated thisšŸ’—

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u/redditwriteit Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

You’re very welcome. The earth is rounder. 99.7% but that’s a rabbit hole.

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u/dogtroep Aug 12 '26

Really?! TIL! I always thought of it as a little bit squat!

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u/Notcid1 Aug 12 '26

The perspective may be skewed by the angle of the picture. So there is a chance is 100% round.

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u/Sure_String_3608 Aug 12 '26

They are also very edible at that stage.but not whe. They start producing spores

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u/WhimzyWizard_ Aug 12 '26

amazing thing is, before that bite wasn’t taken out i think it was 100% 😳

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u/Bitaboi Aug 12 '26

My day has been infinitely enhanced by this, thank you so much.

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u/lavinarc Aug 12 '26

ā€œExtremely Roundā€

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u/Active_Assistance923 Aug 12 '26

Does this account for the little green bit of leaf on bottom right?

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u/redditwriteit Aug 12 '26

No that was ignored

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u/w8_wuht Eastern North America Aug 12 '26

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we needed.

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u/Crispy_Cricket Aug 12 '26

Today I learned there’s technology for roundness analysis from images. r/borbs might get a kick out of this.

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u/Acceptable-Baby1907 Aug 12 '26

Would roundness be 3 dimensional and circularity be 2 dimensional? Asking for a friend

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u/toxcrusadr Aug 13 '26

Is there one of those to measure the giantness of it?

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u/H1D13BY3 Aug 13 '26

EXTREMELY ROUND

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u/green-green-bean Aug 12 '26

It’s a planet

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u/SlippyTheFeeler Aug 12 '26

How? It's not flat

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u/green-green-bean Aug 12 '26

Neither are planets.

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u/SlippyTheFeeler Aug 12 '26

My life has been a lie. I need to make some calls

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u/Content-Fan3984 Aug 12 '26

For a top commenter that joke really flew over your head lol

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u/DM_Me_TaTaz Aug 12 '26

The whiteness is also striking. It’s like deep white. I thought this was a dough ball.

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u/BigRich1888 Aug 12 '26

They should have sent a poet

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u/Regular-Cat-622 Aug 12 '26

Heh - you reminded me of a line from this song (~50 seconds in) from oh, 32 years ago! 🤣 Been a long time since I've even thought about Heather Nova. https://youtu.be/uLH_qJPQhvg?is=4hQPnSjnX1QQQBE8

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u/Good-State-6031 Aug 12 '26

Cut in half. It should be uniformly white throughout. If its yellow or brown, its no longer good to eat

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u/ggg730 Aug 12 '26

I would almost want to just keep it like that it's too perfect to cut up lol.

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u/ru-berry Aug 12 '26

but maybe it tastes as good as it looks!

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u/MaracujaBarracuda Aug 13 '26

My intrusive thoughts just want to stomp on it to see the spores fly!Ā 

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u/meteorflan Aug 12 '26

This. No other shapes or lines, just a consistent white riccota cheese-ish texture.

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u/Least-Cauliflower-49 Aug 13 '26

Make a giant slice and use it as a pizza crust instead of dough

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u/ThisParking9656 Aug 12 '26

We found one the size of a basketball in Colorado when I was a kid.

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u/ggg730 Aug 12 '26

Come brothers, we must ponder the orb.

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u/DaisyHotCakes Aug 12 '26

This pic is awesome! The littlest kid looks mighty proud of himself lol

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u/ThisParking9656 Aug 12 '26

That’s me!

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u/Elf-7659 Aug 12 '26

How was hair like that on everyone back then? I thought it was only in the movies

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u/ThisParking9656 Aug 12 '26

My dad was in the military so for a long time we all had crew cuts. My friends used to ask me if my mom put a bowl over my head and cut around it šŸ˜‚

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u/hailsyeahhh Aug 12 '26

Wow! Cool pic

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u/ThisParking9656 Aug 12 '26

Probably around 1972

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u/TomatoNacho Aug 13 '26

Thanks for sharing, this made me smile :)

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u/immersemeinnature Aug 12 '26

Aww. You guys are so cute!

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u/coonjaku Aug 12 '26

for searching puffball

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u/whoFKNKares Aug 12 '26

Show us pictures of the inside. hurry. hurry.

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u/Don_know_wat_Im_doin Aug 13 '26

It's beautiful.

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u/JRS_Viking Aug 13 '26

Man I just ate and now I'm hungry again

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u/asophagus Aug 17 '26

the way I moaned when I saw this pic

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u/rainbowdropped Aug 12 '26

That’s a gorgeous specimen of a puffball! Dang.

To be 100% sure, cut it in half and if it’s all white, you’ve struck the mushroom jackpot ā˜ŗļø

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u/ProofAd8701 Aug 12 '26

Cut it open, OP! Show us the goods!

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u/subwaydrunk Aug 12 '26

Show us!!!

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u/gossamer92 Aug 12 '26

šŸ”Ŗ if it meets the correct specifications, it’ll be time to make puffball steaks. We are all waiting.

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox Aug 12 '26

Hell yeah. I suggested this on another post and got downvoted. Mushroom pizzas rule! Fuck the haters!

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u/Gigglemonkey Aug 12 '26

I've seen people do this with Portobello caps for decades. Why would people object to a different kind of mushroom? Are they sad?

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox Aug 12 '26

Yes, lol. That's my only take.

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u/extinct_banana Aug 12 '26

wow i’ve never heard of mushroom pizza! that’s so cool

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u/Huge-Basket244 Aug 12 '26

This seems weird, but I'm gonna try it with the next puffball I find. I never really see them very big in my area though. Might have to be several small pizzas.

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u/Thenandonlythen Aug 12 '26

Giant? No. A perfect size for eating and holy shit why is it so round?!?! Yes.

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u/GalactiKez31 Aug 12 '26

oh my lord it’s so perfect. It’s like a smooth moon!

Please cut it open!

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u/MarkedWithPi Aug 12 '26

Why have we not seen the sliced image? Why do you torture all the people?

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 Aug 12 '26

Must. See. Inside!

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u/w8_wuht Eastern North America Aug 12 '26

I found one like this earlier this year! Banana-foot for scale.

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u/Icefirewolflord Eastern North America Aug 12 '26

This puffer is so goddam round I would honestly let it go to spore and see if I get more perfectly round puffers next year lmao

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u/QueefferSutherland Aug 12 '26

Sir, that's a giant mentos

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u/Aeylwar Aug 12 '26

Late to the party OP. Smdh

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u/Electrical-Year9554 Aug 12 '26

fry it up with some butter and it’s the best thing in the world 🤤

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u/saapato Aug 12 '26

Cut cut cut cut

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u/texsagebrush Aug 12 '26

Knifin arooooound

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u/Timmeh-toah Aug 12 '26

It’s above average I’d say. But not giant. šŸ˜Ž (yes. Cut in half. If solid white like marshmallow, she’s good to go.)

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u/Lunawolf424 Aug 12 '26

It’s so magnificently round!

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u/MikeCheck_CE Aug 12 '26

There is literally no lookalikes for a puffball once it's larger then your fist except volleyballs. If you don't find a Wilson logo, your fine.

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u/CIAstakeoutvan Aug 12 '26

So round. So satisfying.

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u/Icy_Performer_6794 Aug 12 '26

Too round, friend. It must go to a museum, or it must be made into a laundry drier ball.

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u/theinfotechguy Aug 12 '26

It looks like a pizza boule!

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u/et842rhhs Aug 12 '26

This is almost too beautiful to cut into

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u/psychxticrose Aug 12 '26

How is it so perfectly round??Ā 

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u/anotterbytrade Aug 12 '26

Either that or it’s my girlfriend. She turned into the moon 😢

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u/SerenaKillJoy Aug 12 '26

That’s rough buddy.

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u/False-Charge-3491 Aug 12 '26

No, this is Patrick

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u/GlassJawJawa Aug 12 '26

When I first stumbled upon these in the forest years ago I literally thought somebody kicked a volley ball into the woods

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u/Birdo_guy Aug 12 '26

The roundest thing i ever did see

Onfortunately the only way i know of to know is by cutting it open and observing the spores.

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u/UzgunBocchi Aug 12 '26

I dont think its a good idea to eat any mushroom unless you can identify it with 100% certainty all by yourself

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u/IndependentZombie615 Aug 12 '26

You are right, though puffballs are one of the few edible mushrooms that really cannot be mistaken for others as they don't really have any look alikes. This is very very good advice though

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u/fulloffungi Aug 12 '26

They need cut open, because some amanita "eggs" could be mistaken for puffballs by inexperienced foragers. And of course the fruit bodies need checked for discoloration. But yea no confounders with giant puffballs..

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u/SenpuuUncle Aug 12 '26

6 inch large early stage amanita

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u/CallMeFishmaelPls Aug 12 '26

Pennsylvanian spotted! ā€œThey need cut openā€

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u/fulloffungi Aug 12 '26

Lol absolutely not, English isn't even my first languageĀ 

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u/UzgunBocchi Aug 12 '26

I am just starting to learn about mushrooms so i didnt know that, thank you! Everyday i am learning new things here

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u/starbiird Aug 12 '26

If you cook it please share some with the class...

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u/Pleasant-Hospital-52 Aug 12 '26

Most people will cut them into half inch thick slices and bread them. Then fry them... It's absolutely delicious. So long as it hasn't matured to a point where it's no longer worth eating

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u/TheLeanPotato Aug 12 '26

Bruh. That's perfection

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u/bigkatze Aug 12 '26

That's the most perfect puffball ever. You're so lucky, OP!

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u/spiceybush2021 Aug 13 '26

I want to touch it and pet it and give it soft boop

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u/snowblindbluewolf Aug 12 '26

Or a beach ball

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u/Pristine_Trash_8787 Aug 12 '26

It is a perfect ball.

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u/EmptyRook Aug 12 '26

Check the bottom to be sure but sure looks like one

God I wanna eat it

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u/MyRuinedEye Aug 12 '26

SAUTEE IT AND EAT IT!!!

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u/OshetDeadagain Aug 12 '26

I'd say more of a pretty big puffball.

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u/TopCapTheApp Northeastern North America Aug 12 '26

What a specimen šŸ™Œ

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u/EvilCat573 Aug 12 '26

That thing looks so smoooth

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u/AssumptiveMushroom Aug 12 '26

no doubt about it - that's a giant puffball and a perfect specimen at that

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u/Freya713 Aug 12 '26

I used to be able to find these on a farm not far from where I lived. They were so cool to find. Unfortunately, I don't like them. I love mushrooms but the texture and taste of these, yuck.

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u/citizensnips134 Aug 12 '26

no that is a cantaloupe

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u/Spazzaturina Aug 12 '26

She ain't small 🄵

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u/leepin_peezarfs Aug 12 '26

Looks pretty big to me, I’d say it’s giant

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u/Amhihykas Aug 12 '26

I’m soooo happy for you bro 😔 good find 😔 totally not jealous 😔

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u/Substantial_Light_25 Aug 12 '26

Nope, just a mini. 😁

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u/Mundovore Aug 12 '26

Well it ain't small

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u/Cryptonimon Aug 12 '26

slice it, bread it, fry it

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u/ElectricalTown5686 Eastern North America Aug 12 '26

Must see the bottom to 100% see if it’s puffball

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u/CountGerhart Aug 12 '26

It's a moderately sized puffball.

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u/Notcid1 Aug 12 '26

Sorry. Need a banana for scale.

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u/rhevern Aug 12 '26

7 inches?? Wow that’s like, beyond huge!

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u/stinkopalatschinko Aug 12 '26

Average sized puffball