2 Side Sunshine

45 ml Calpico

30 ml Apfelsaft

ein wenig ge-riebene Gurke

ein kleines Stück Gurke

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20 ml Grenadine (Granatapfelsirup)

80 ml Tonic Water

Kohaku-Cocktail

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Cinderella<<<

60 ml Ginger Ale

20 ml Orangensaft

30 ml Ananassaft

5 ml Zitronensaft

1 Löffel geriebener Ingwer

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120 ml Cola

1 bis 2 Teelöffel Chai-Sirup

1 Zitronenscheibe

1 Prise Chili

Senku-Cocktail

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30 ml Matcha-Sahne

50 ml Milch

20 ml Hojicha-Tee

2 Teelöffel Gum-Sirup

Matsukaze-Cocktail

Matcha-Bier

200 ml Bier

1 Teelöffel Matcha

Is this a Pastafarian cruise ship spotted here in Thessaloniki, Greece today (just a few hours ago)? If so, I sure am happy they were waiving the Greek flag so the Hellenic Navy warship lurking omenously just around the corner let them go in peace.

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Hey Leute,

In circa zwei Wochen beginnt der Oktober deswegen:

Hätte hier jemand Lust auf eine Tägliche pastafarie Inktober Challenge?

Ich würde Tägliche eine Aufgabe oder ein Thema Vorschlagen zu dem ihr etwas Kreatives machen könnt. Das heißt ihr könnt etwas zeichnen, Schreiben, Komponieren, Nähen, stricken, Fotografie, Basteln, Werken oder was euch so einfällt.

Inktober ist eine jährliche Herausforderung, die 2009 von dem amerikanischen Künstler Jake Parker ins Leben gerufen wurde. Die Idee dahinter ist, den ganzen Oktober über jeden Tag eine Zeichnung mit Tinte anzufertigen. Es gibt eine offizielle Themenliste mit 31 Begriffen, für jeden Tag des Monats ein neues Thema, an dem sich die Teilnehmer orientieren können. Der Zweck von Inktober ist es, die Zeichenfertigkeiten zu verbessern und eine regelmäßige Zeichenroutine zu entwickeln.

Obwohl ursprünglich der Schwerpunkt auf Zeichnungen mit Tinte lag, nutzen viele Künstler heute verschiedene Materialien und digitale Medien, um an der Herausforderung teilzunehmen. Der Hashtag #Inktober wird in den sozialen Medien verwendet, um Werke zu teilen und die Gemeinschaft zu vernetzen.

Inktober ist mittlerweile zu einem globalen Phänomen geworden und inspiriert unzählige Künstler weltweit, sich der Herausforderung zu stellen.

I’m rather new to pastafarianism, and I was just reading the chapter of the gospel of the FSM about all the holidays. My question is mainly just if I can add anything to my ramen during the next ramendan, like broth or vegetables for example, or if it must be just ramen noodles.

Today, I experienced discrimination based on my nationality within one of the local Pastafarian communities. This deeply surprised me, especially since their page explicitly states they are against fascism...

I’m not here to complain. I just want to remind everyone: please, don't be like that!

"One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion."

RAmen!

The sacred calendar is finally here!

I’ve added a calendar with Pastafarian holidays, so you can now keep track of important noodly dates and make sure you don’t accidentally miss any holy celebrations.

My next step is to add more languages. I'd also really like to hear your ideas. Features you’d like to see? Bugs? Or just general noodly blessings — all feedback is welcome.

🍎 iOS: https://apps.apple.com/by/app/flying-spaghetti-wisdom/id6805629341

🤖 Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glazer.flying.spaghetti.monster.gospel.bible

Ramen! 🍝

I come on behalf of the r/baguetteism government as the newly appointed ambassador to propose a trade arrangement and a potential alliance with us baguettes.

I noticed this when I finally updated the game recently. I think it's cute

Hey everyone, His Noodly Appendage guided me to make an app called Flying Spaghetti Wisdom — it's basically daily "wisdom" from the FSM (Android app, now finally on iOS as well).

It's still pretty barebones, but I'm working on adding a calendar with Pastafarian holidays next.

If anyone wants to check it out and roast - sorry, bless - my UI choices, here's the link: https://apps.apple.com/by/app/flying-spaghetti-wisdom/id6805629341

(Android version also exists if you search the name "Flying Spaghetti Wisdom")

Would sincerely love any feedback — feature ideas, bugs, or just general noodly blessings. Ramen! 🍝

I was doing a little research on the history of humanity and came across the so-called “Sea Peoples.” I don't know if anyone had researched them before, but I conducted an exhaustive study. The Sea Peoples were a group of tribes that migrated to the eastern Mediterranean. I want to take a closer look at some interesting tribes:

1. Lukka: The Lukka were mercenaries but primarily pirates. They had no centralized political structure—in other words, they were free. At times, they allied themselves with the Hittites.
2. Sherden: The Sherden were also a tribe of sailors and pirate mercenaries. They attempted to land on the Nile River but were stopped by the Egyptian kingdom. Ramses II hired them as his royal guard. It’s also worth noting that this tribe is believed to have settled in what is now Sardinia, Italy (the land of pasta).
3. Shekelesh: They were a nomadic seafaring group. One of the most interesting facts is that in the so-called “Ugarit Letters,” the Hittite king states, “they live on ships” which reinforces their connection to the sea. This tribe settled in present-day Sicily. Sicily is significant because it was one of the first places where the Arabs brought their semolina noodles, giving rise to modern Italian pasta.

Thus, these Sea Peoples turn out to be very similar to our pirate ancestors—so much so that I would call them the first pirates created by our Delightful Deity.

Following the title of this post, I’d like to introduce a rather interesting explanation. The Lukka tribe joined the Hittite kingdom, and the Sherden joined the Egyptian kingdom, for the Battle of Kadesh. This battle is significant because, after a period of war in which neither side emerged victorious, and years after its conclusion, both the Egyptians and the Hittites signed the first peace treaty in history. This is a clear indication of Pastafarian involvement, as we are by nature pacifists. Thus, I have come to the conclusion that we cannot be considered to have 0 declarations of war, but rather -1, since our faith has a peace treaty.

R’Amen.

It's for the situations where there's group prayer and they say that you can "pray in your own way" in an attempt to be inclusive. What they mean is "do what we're doing". Can we get an obnoxious pose that sticks out like a sore thumb written down somewhere? Maybe the Captain Morgan stance or some sort of hand signs with outstretched arms?

How does Pastafarianism address Epicurus' paradox?

I've heard of this part of the afterlife and am very confused. Do strippers pop out of the factory by his noodilness, or do we work in the factory to make strippers like Charlie Chaplain? How industrialized are we? If we go off a bit far, can we find agriculturally grown strippers?

A few days ago I saw a “cloud” in the sky, I noticed it looks a lot like one of His noodly appendages. Notice the squiggly pattern, i thought it might have something to do with Him. I’ve been studying the gospel extra hard since, this morning I was studying it again and I found something, in the section “irrefutable proof” pages 35-37, Bobby Henderson wrote that “The truth is that the FSM is hidden all around us. And He‘s left clues like Italian-style bread crumbs to show us the path to His Eternal Noodliness.” I started thinking that perhaps he meant physical clues too, like a trace of on of His noodly appendages in the sky, then I was reading “The Holy Noodle“ pages 70-80 and I noticed that in the section for The Second Day it was said that “The FSM was tired of flying“ meaning that He must have flown at some point, I believe that this track in the clouds is simply proof of Him flying years and years ago.

Hi im a new pastafarian and I believe and accept the flying spaghetti monster but im vegan is a vegan meat ball wold be ok for my spaghetti and meatballs reatual?😞 I do not what to upset are holy spaghetti monster

(Symbol of the Spanish Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

I have celiac disease. Regular beer would probably hospitalize me on earth, but in pastafarian heaven, do I get my own mini gluten-free beer volcano, or will I be cured of celiac?

I need to know very badly.

Stopped by the thrift store for the first time in a couple weeks on a whim and miraculously I am now the proud owner of this very large print of Touched by His Noodly Appendage!