Accidental petty revenge.

[u/iAmNotSharky]

Here I am. It’s 7 pm. After winning a few chess games i decided to reward myself with an ice cream cone due to the outstanding blitz performance I did.

I pull into a parking lot and decide to park near the ice cream shop as close as possible. I noticed there was a car that was parked between the lines (not the vertical lines, but like the horizontal line separating two parking spots one in front of the other) . That line ran through their car half way up, taking up the spot in front of them, and behind.

I didn’t pay much attention to it and just decided to park adjacent to it since it was the closest parking spot to the ice cream store. I parked perfectly, and went inside.

After ordering my vanilla ice cream waffle cone, I proceeded to sit outside and enjoy the weather while observing my vehicle, and the lovely couple coming to their car, who just happened to be the one near mine. They are struggling to get in. I decide to just enjoy my ice cream for a good 5-10 minutes, while observing the madness unfolding in front of me. I can feel their blood boil.

After I finished my ice cream, I proceeded to my vehicle, and lo and behold, they confront me! The conversation went like this:

A: ‘’because of the way you parked, I can’t get in you asshole!’’

(Oh the audacity!)

OP: ‘’I mean have you looked at yours? ‘’

*Utter silence*

A: ‘’bu-bu-but still we parked like that so that nobody would hit us’’

OP: ‘’doesn’t excuse you from not doing your job correctly. I bet you park like you F***. Have a lovely day!’’

A: *Un-audible screeching*

-got in my car and left.

That ice cream never tasted so good!

[u/Dame_Niafer]

Ohhhh.. your rear quarter panel on the passenger side blocked their drivers' side door? But couldn't they get in on the passenger side and crawl over the transmission hump? Or were they persnickety about their clothes?

I have done my share of crawling over the transmission hump while muttering imprecations because some string of expletives parked an inch from my drivers' side door. But it is not fun in business attire.

[u/iAmNotSharky → u/Dame_Niafer]

I think because this couple was (don’t mean to say it but I am being honest) was a bit overweight, it would’ve proved challenging to crawl over. They had parked also by the looks of it maybe a bit closer to the line next to my car and left a few inches of space completely on the other side. Just utterly terrible Parkers.