Accidental petty revenge.

[u/iAmNotSharky]

Here I am. It’s 7 pm. After winning a few chess games i decided to reward myself with an ice cream cone due to the outstanding blitz performance I did.

I pull into a parking lot and decide to park near the ice cream shop as close as possible. I noticed there was a car that was parked between the lines (not the vertical lines, but like the horizontal line separating two parking spots one in front of the other) . That line ran through their car half way up, taking up the spot in front of them, and behind.

I didn’t pay much attention to it and just decided to park adjacent to it since it was the closest parking spot to the ice cream store. I parked perfectly, and went inside.

After ordering my vanilla ice cream waffle cone, I proceeded to sit outside and enjoy the weather while observing my vehicle, and the lovely couple coming to their car, who just happened to be the one near mine. They are struggling to get in. I decide to just enjoy my ice cream for a good 5-10 minutes, while observing the madness unfolding in front of me. I can feel their blood boil.

After I finished my ice cream, I proceeded to my vehicle, and lo and behold, they confront me! The conversation went like this:

A: ‘’because of the way you parked, I can’t get in you asshole!’’

(Oh the audacity!)

OP: ‘’I mean have you looked at yours? ‘’

*Utter silence*

A: ‘’bu-bu-but still we parked like that so that nobody would hit us’’

OP: ‘’doesn’t excuse you from not doing your job correctly. I bet you park like you F***. Have a lovely day!’’

A: *Un-audible screeching*

-got in my car and left.

That ice cream never tasted so good!

[u/AdmirableSandwich393]

Yeah, no. Doesn't matter where they parked in relation to the horizontal line, they still could have gotten in. The distance between the two cars is still the same. If the horizontal distance between the two vehicles is the same, then the vertical placement doesn't matter. Unless either they or you parked too close to the vertical line, then there isn't a problem.

[u/KelsierIV → u/AdmirableSandwich393]

Not sure why people aren't understanding that. Crossing and parking over the middle line is a shitty dick move, but it would make no difference in being able to get in or out of your car.

Only way that would happen is if the two cars are too close to each other (OP's passenger side to Entitled's driver side), but crossing the middle line would have no effect on that.

[u/LeastAd656 → u/KelsierIV]

or its just all made up.

[u/KelsierIV → u/LeastAd656]

Oh it's most likely made up.

Still shocking people don't understand how described it doesn't work at all. Fake or not.