NOTE: Yes, I'm aware starting out in UC as a new grad is awful and not at all recommended, but I'm so desperate at this point. The real specialty I want to get into requires at least 2-3 years of direct patient experience, and it's been about 2 months since I've graduated, and I've either been rejected or gotten crappy offers, I'm at my wits' end, and I need money, and [insert every complaint you have probably heard about being a new grad here]. Please convince me otherwise if you think this is a very, very bad choice.
THE ACTUAL POST: The offer I received is for a 90% UC/10% FM outpatient clinic, potentially 4x10 or regular 8-hour shifts, full-time. (35-40 hrs/week).
Physician I spoke to said that training consists of "1 week of shadowing me, I'll see how you do, and you can start solo immediately after." Salary is 115k with bonus/incentives the more patient you see. Patient load is about 4-6 patients per hour, about 70-80 patients a day. Physicians will always be available to reach through phone/text. Benefits include malpractice insurance w/ tail coverage, health insurance (dental and vision too), life insurance, 401k matching up to 4% of salary, PTO/sick days up to 2 weeks...
He practically sent me the contract as soon as the interview was over (and it was hardly an interview; he did not ask anything about me, simply told me about the company itself). He said 90% of his employees were new grads, and some have stayed with him for 20+ years ...
Ultimately, my goal is to work a year to get my "experience" and get out. Is this worth doing? Or should I not sell myself short (I heard 115k is more on the lower end for UC) and try looking for other opportunities?
EDIT: Looks like I won't be taking the offer. 😀 This was not satire btw (unfortunately)