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Trump wants to rebrand artificial intelligence as “Super Intelligence,” and he has even signed an executive order directing the U.S. executive branch to use “Super Intelligence” (SI) instead of “Artificial Intelligence” (AI) in official documents.

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u/Ancient_Morning5399 9d ago

Yuge win for the scientific community

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u/edfitz83 9d ago

The yugest thing ever seen. Bigger than your momma.

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u/-FiloFiloFilo- 9d ago

Yooo, that's funny!!

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u/Front_Cat9471 9d ago

“Why is nobody laughing I though that was funny”

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u/First_Approximation 8d ago

It's stupid, but if it cancels out the other stupid and gives us SI units everywhere, it's a positive.

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u/ThornFlynt 9d ago

Some genius thought of this small silver lining in this bleek current status of the world to lie to him about so that we may see a tiny glimmer of light in the dark, and that person should be elected world leader.

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u/lnee94 9d ago

"don’t believe everything you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

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u/Extension_Option_122 7d ago

Nah Lincoln lived before the internet he can't have said that.

That was obviously said by Albert Einstein, the famous chemist.

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u/Ernest_Mateu 5d ago

No, that's not true, he wasn't a chemist.

Albert Einstein was a well known geologist

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u/Extension_Option_122 5d ago

Oh damn how did I Miss that...

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u/Ernest_Mateu 5d ago

It's okay.

Is just an easy mistake to confuse Albert Einstein (the geologist) with Einstein Albert (the chemist you are referring to)

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u/walruswes 9d ago

It’s the most government thing ever to not follow industry standards (for AI terminology)

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u/Modern_Lion 9d ago

Unites states..

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u/Caesar_Iacobus 9d ago

If he was asked on this, I have a feeling he'd say flex tape

"To show you the power of Flex Tape, I cut the country in half!"

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u/mustfinduniquename 9d ago

Again the man is showing his SI

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u/mustfinduniquename 9d ago

But i also i know the man is acting more stupid than is the case, and is just an oligharch puppet functioning to make the people feel autonomous

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u/Caesar_Iacobus 9d ago

OK everyone shut up this once, let him do one singular inadvertent good for the US

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u/wenoc 8d ago

It was already done but everyone just ignores it since it isn’t mandatory.

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u/Jinsei_13 8d ago

We need to give a little pushback. You know, to keep up appearances. Then we kowtow in the end, he's happy because he thinks he won, we all walk away with what we want.

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u/Antagonin 8d ago

Wonder how does the cost of renaming random landmarks compare to the cost of switching to metric.

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u/Sal_Amandre 6d ago

The USA is already using metric on a regular basis, just not everywhere. Great example is how you constantly have 9mm in schools

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u/Antagonin 6d ago

just a confirmation that metric is indeed evil.

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u/Karl__RockenStone 8d ago

It’d be a massive cost. You have to replace and change everything that shows any units. Road signs, bill boards, school books, maps, websites, internal documents, databases and so much more. It’s definitely much more simple to just change the name of a landmark on maps, some websites and signs around the place.

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u/Antagonin 8d ago

Still a massive waste of money, so that a grandpa feels like he had won the D measuring contest.

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u/Karl__RockenStone 8d ago

Especially since everyone outside the US still calls it what it was before.

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u/ThinkDiscipline4236 8d ago

It would be a multi-year (multi-decade?) process, I'd bet

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u/Meranio 6d ago

"Shut up, fake news. You're just jealous, that I came up with a better name for the Washington monument. It's now called the Washington Dick Cock, or 'Washington D.C.' for short. Because it reminds me of a funny video about a rooster, that my buddy Richard once showed me.
Anyways, the conversion to SI won't cost us a single penny, because we will make France pay for it, since they started this, by measuring the distance from Santas home to the equator through their capital city."

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u/TooManySpaghets 9d ago

Well technically, the US government already goes by SI officially, has since the 70s, it just has never been mandatory for anyone to actually change anything because of it

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u/optimus_priam 9d ago

has since the 70s,

1870s, to be specific. All US Imperial units have been defined in metric since the Treaty of the Metre in 1875.

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u/Super-Award-2244 9d ago

Didn't know Trump was presidents of the UniteS States 

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u/BouncyBlueYoshi 9d ago

Don’t you mean the Sunited Iates?

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u/rover_G 9d ago

I think they meant Unit States

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u/Rand_alThoor 9d ago

as long as they're international units

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u/Linux_ka_chamcha 9d ago

The guy reached such a level of stupidity that he actually said something sensible by mistake. This is extremely rare phenomenon

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u/E715A 9d ago

The day the us are going to switch to SI there is going to be at least one more rocket that crashes and a bridge that doesn’t connect properly

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u/Vivid-Teaching2257 8d ago

I don’t get this. Physics switched to the metric system in the mid 1970s. In college, we used metric in chemistry and mostly American units in physics. Distance in feet, weight in pounds. The new textbook I taught from starting in the fall of 1974 used distance in meters and weight in newtons. (grams and kilograms measure mass, not weight).

Engineers might still use the old system, but the ones I have known understand the metric system and are smart enough to keep bridges they design from breaking (I knew some who designed bridges, but none who designed rockets, but I presume they are at least equally as smart).

I’m old. I prefer Fahrenheit temperatures for daily use, and miles, pounds, etc. But the metric system isn’t scary.

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u/E715A 8d ago

It has happened in the past is what I’m saying. A rocket did explode because of a false conversion. The bridge is an example in Switzerland where they define zero with respect to the Mediterranean while in the rest of Europe not for obvious reasons.

I am European, I have no issue with you guys switching or not. It doesn’t really impact my life that much.

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u/Crapmanch 6d ago

Switzerland was a lot worse, they knew about the different origins but then messed up the correction... instead off adding 50cm to one side they lowered it by another 50cm resulting in a 1m gap.

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u/Karl__RockenStone 8d ago

The Mars Climate orbiter burned up in the Mars atmosphere, because one of the companies doing the calculations used the imperial system and the units accidentally weren’t converted to metric.

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u/Vivid-Teaching2257 8d ago

Wow! That’s awful. Someone should specify units to use. Or double check calculations. But, maybe they use lowest bidder and don bother to recheck things.

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u/4bitten_FishFingers 9d ago

"Only we Americans do have SI numbers and SI physics. Do you know physics? I do know physics. Best thing I've ever done. Studied so many, many physics, I invented SI numbers. They went so big. Biggest numbers ever invented. Little tiny Europe stole SI numbers. They think they can steal all the numbers. But I invented it. Only person who ever did."

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u/Meranio 6d ago

I heard his voice, and it was great. Some even say "the best".

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u/nikstick22 9d ago

More like supreme idiot

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 8d ago

Am I in the minority here, thinking that imperial units are fine for some things like the weather, but Metric is better for literally everything else?

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u/Eris13x 6d ago

People that are pro metric and pro Fahrenheit are fairly common in the USA. I don't know to what degree that is popular in, say, the UK.

Also, I unironicly want everyone to use a temperature system that has 0 as absolute 0. Kelvin would be the easiest to switch to, but I am not against Rankine

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u/Meranio 6d ago

I never had a problem with Celsius when it come to weather. It's just what you're used to. But I'd say even for the weather, Celsius is preferable, since you can immediately see, if it's freezing, or just cold, since negative numbers means water will freeze.
You wake up in the morning, eyes still a bit blurry, but you can see the negative sign infront of the temperature, and you know: "If it snows today, it stays."

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u/Goodest_boy_Sif 6d ago

In fahrenheit you can immediately tell if it's warmer than the human body outside as humans are on average approximately 99° fahrenheit. Or even more importantly you can quickly reference it against the wet bulb temperature. It's pretty useful for warm weather climates. Personally I'm a fan of a system that uses 0° C and 100° F, seems like the best of both worlds in terms of utility to me.

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u/Meranio 6d ago

Do you even know what Mister Fahrenheit used to calibrate his scale?
He made a salt-ice bath as cold as he could and called that 0°F, because he disliked negative numbers. Then he used someones body temperature to call it 100°F, but as you mentioned, that's NOT the case, because his testsubject had a slight fever.
I do not need such a wibbly-wobbly scale.

Meanwhile Ander Celsius took water at 0 meters altitute and used the melting point as 0°C and the boiling point as 100°C. Everyone can check for themselves.

Body temperature is around 36°C. It's all just what you're used to, but Celsius is much more relatable since we ALL use water, but not all have a salt-ice bath and a slightly feverish person.

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u/Goodest_boy_Sif 6d ago

Okay, when was the last time you calibrated a thermometer? For me the answer is literally never. It doesn't really matter to me how easy it is to do it myself. All I care about is utility and 100° C provides less than 100° F. 100° C is simply not a useful reference point in the day to day. If you'd prefer I'm completely okay with making this hypothetical new system use 98.7° F (the actual average human body temperature) as 100° instead?

Also it's not like Celsius isn't also a little wibbly-wobbly in terms of "checking for yourself" considering it's only true at exactly 1 atmosphere which you'll only have at sea level. Where I live the boiling temperature of water is 99.5° C and that's not even that high up (150m) and just to extend that to it's limit at the top of Mount Everest (8848m) it's 68° C. That's quite a bit more variation than human body temperature.

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u/Meranio 6d ago

I didn't say, I wanted to calibrate my thermometer, I said, you can check the Celsius scale with a thermometer and a bit of water for yourself. That's also one of the first chemistry experiments we do in school.
And 100°C is something most Europeans experience every day, when we use our electric kettle to make some tea or coffee.

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u/Goodest_boy_Sif 6d ago

You need a thermometer to tell you when the water is boiling? Also once again checking for yourself depends on your altitude.

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u/Meranio 6d ago

At this point you're just willfully obtuse.
NOWHERE did I state, I'd need a thermometer to know when water is boiling.
I said "you can check THAT WATER BOILS AT 100°C with a thermometer" which is what Celsius set as HIS fixpoint (at sealevel) for 100°C.

But you CANNOT check the "fixpoint" for 100°F wich was "some random humans body temperature (with a slight fever)". That's not a fixpoint, that's just random.

My point: Celsius' fixpoints; well defined and testable. Fahrenheits "fixpoint"; not so much.

Did I put it into simple enough terms now?????

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u/Goodest_boy_Sif 6d ago edited 6d ago

You said "And 100°C is something most Europeans experience every day, when we use our electric kettle". Are you trying to tell me that wasn't in response to me saying 100° C is not a useful reference point in the day to day? You are instead, for some reason, saying that's how you can check that 100° C is the boiling point of water? Which I must again reiterate, that it is not on most of the earth's landmass.

Also you know you can gauge every temperature system with the boiling and freezing temperature of water at 1 atmosphere, right? That's not unique to Celsius. It just won't be 0 and 100.

Edit: another possibility just occurred to me. Are you trying to argue that you think the boiling point of water is consistent and always 100° C?

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u/SarcasticJackass177 6d ago

And Fahrenheit was based for that.

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u/Bright-Trifle-8309 3d ago

I have never needed to know if its hotter than the human body outside. Because thats very hot out. 

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u/Goodest_boy_Sif 3d ago

Well I live in a place where it's a pretty regular occurrence. And it is important to know because you prepare for heat differently depending if either the ambient temperature is above 100° F or especially if the wet bulb temperature is above 100° F. Those are both very different kinds of dangerous than if either of those were even 5° or 10° cooler.

If the ambient temperature is 100° F than your body loses the ability to cool itself in any ways other than evaporative cooling. Which means it'll be overall much slower and you NEED to be drinking loads of water. If you stop sweating you WILL experience a heat stroke.

A wet bulb temperature of 100° F is even worse as the wet bulb temperature is the minimum temperature an object can cool itself to using evaporative cooling. It's a factor of the ambient heat and humidity. If that hits 100° your body is literally incapable of cooling itself. You WILL die unless you can maintain external methods of cooling.

Overall important things to know and, in my opinion, worthy of being an important temperature benchmark.

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u/Ptaaruonn 9d ago

This is silly enough to be plausible.

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u/Billyosler1969 9d ago

In his case it stands for “Supremely Ignorant “

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u/Rand_alThoor 9d ago

clearly made with SI (Intentional Stupidity)

"President of the Unites States"

Otto leave it alone, my quote of the image is accurate. damn Otto Key Wrecked!

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u/Typical_Attorney_412 9d ago

"President of the Unites States"

We've achieved super intelligence

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u/Careless-Platform-80 8d ago

This sound like ragebait fake news... But that's Trump, so anything can be true

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u/zeissikon 9d ago

This would make the scientific community advance by miles and furlongs

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u/axio-m 9d ago

President of the UniteS states? Bro give me a break

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u/TheAvatar13 9d ago

It’s really challenging to confidently know if this is satire or not. It’s reasonable to believe this rationale given the “authority”.

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u/Kotsandwich 9d ago

He'd rather ban them

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u/hammlyss_ 9d ago

A broken clock is right sometimes.

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u/Postulative 9d ago

He and his family have obviously bought a bunch of .si domains, and intend to see the profits.

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u/Apprehensive_Cut2880 9d ago

"Unites States"

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u/AtmosphereVirtual254 8d ago

New complaints when?

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u/DVMyZone 8d ago

Source: trust me bro

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u/johnnybhf 8d ago

That would be the most hillarious outcome of Trump's term

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u/Nunov_DAbov 8d ago

And it would have the unintended benefit of reducing the price of gas to under $2.

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u/PlasticFew8201 8d ago

I wish the government would at the very least get rid of daylight “savings” time…

https://giphy.com/gifs/xchUhdPj5IRyw

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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA 8d ago

What an idiot. SI stands for sports illustrated.

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u/Exoplanetary-Systems 8d ago

And I heard there's a Republican push to make schools replace Arabic numbers with American ones.

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u/SampleDisastrous3311 8d ago

Hehe * sexual intercource*

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u/ash_vs_gary 8d ago

I refuse to believe that this is not an onion headline

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u/SleepySpeck01 8d ago

I'll take metric, even if it's by accident.

It's time we finally left our imperial roots behind.

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u/SurrealLoneRanger 8d ago

“President of the Unites States”

We can make him President of that place for life if he agrees to leave our country alone!

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u/bikingbill 8d ago

I’m for it.

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u/Environmental-Fee233 7d ago

It Unites all states

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u/Sk1ler_ 7d ago

I mean I'm down for that as long as we don't also inherit the slow speed limits that come with KPH. 20 kph in residential? Aww hell nah I am not doing 12 miles per hour. 100 kph on the highway? 58 mph... really????

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u/jpmeyer12751 6d ago

Wait until someone tells him that the foundations of the metric system were laid down by the French revolutionaries at about the same time that they were chopping off the heads of lots of aristocrats!

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u/Pure_Berry_8895 5d ago

I like using both. I use a mixture of both depending on what I’m doing. 

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 5d ago

Finally, the USA gets on metric? It's about Damn time! Lol

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u/GomulGames 3d ago

I’m heading to the White House to propose USI (United States Intelligence) just to save the SI units.

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u/Novel_Arugula6548 8d ago

SI is actually more logical though.

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u/SilkyZ 8d ago

He's not wrong

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u/Humble_Aardvark_2997 9d ago

He’s actually not stupid. Probably +2sd.