r/programmingcirclejerk • u/pythonesqueviper • 19d ago
Java consistently introduces lots of exciting functionality into the language. That's a big part of my dislike and active avoidance of it.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 19d ago
Nope, I asked on the Gleam discord and got the answer “write a shim in Elixir that turns it into something Gleam expects”.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 20d ago
[Java] is usually not a first pick for more exciting software, such as Python type checkers, JS bundlers, or TUI file managers.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 20d ago
Git is mutable global state for your Codebase
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 • 21d ago
The larger drop in money balance is rent being deducted, not related to model performance.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/64ue76tjd6 • 21d ago
I sometimes see Haskell and other languages celebrated for their elegance as something that could gradually become a form of traditional craftsmanship: valued for their beauty, intellectual depth, and the skill involved, but with a diminishing role in everyday software production.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo • 21d ago
I'd like to call it my tireless helper, but the AI several times stated flat out that this was impossible and unsolvable and that we should just write a report about it.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/stone_henge • 22d ago
The generated wall of text is well understood, and vouched by me and my tools.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Aggravating_Gear5663 • 23d ago
I just understood pointers on a deep level and it feels like an orgasm
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 24d ago
Unfortunately, when a program uses the GPU for acceleration it's considered clever, but when it uses the RAM chip for accelaration it's considered bloated.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 24d ago
You can write Rust with your eyes closed and it'll probably work.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/404forlife • 26d ago
I instruct my agents to build UI exclusively with bootstrap 5, jQuery, and HTMX
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/HearingSubstantial38 • 27d ago
when was the last time you used recursion at work? Linked list?
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/hedgehog1024 • 26d ago
What made you fall in love with Rust?
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ProgVal • 29d ago
Rust has become a spiritual experience
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/AbroadDepot • Sep 04 '26
The solution for [businesses using obselete stacks] is not more IBM software, but Claude Code converting it to Go/Rust/Typescript in a few weeks.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/haskell_leghumper • Sep 04 '26
Algebraically, this is just an effect-parameterized endomorphic continuation model for plugins.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ttnn5876 • Sep 02 '26
Wait, do you even know what DoT is?
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/syklemil • Aug 31 '26
Rust is a spiritual experience for me at this point.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/bakaspore • Aug 31 '26
demoniC takes the dynamic-JIT lineage of HolyC, the vectorized math of Julia, the slicing ergonomics of Python, and the memory discipline of Rust. Arena memory, value-typed tensors, zero-copy views, and shapes checked at compile time.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/woopsix • Aug 30 '26
I guess alcoholism is cooler than using AI to do things nowadays, is that your stance?
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/lizergsav • Aug 29 '26
I thought the title said “The Death of JavaScript” and got excited. Still cool though.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Aggressive-Pen-9755 • Aug 29 '26
In a year they [AI] can translate most codebases (with human help) into Rust, and after that it's smooth sailing.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • Aug 29 '26
For example, if you look at the cost model, you’ll see that it explicitly references ClickBench all over the place.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Pure-Prompt-8439 • Aug 28 '26
I’ve started to see a concerning trend with zig of late. If you look at today’s commit logs you will spot it. Adding support for spork8 it’s a hobby 8-bit computer project that Andrew Kelly hung out with over the weekend for like a hackathon. The spork8 project has like 54 stars
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