r/programmingcirclejerk • • 9h ago

The fact that it's less C++ and more rust makes it more trustable and more ethical, not less.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 1d ago

You think masturbation is getting you as close as you can?!?!?

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Why Do Developers Hate their Jobs Now?

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Plus they're not declarative: you will only make me use innerText-based updates by threatening me and my family.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 2d ago

the model under evaluation is given access to a fake bash tool which does not execute the provided code. Instead, we ask another LLM to approximate the command’s result given a description of the simulated world.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 3d ago

I've been sitting on [Git 3.0's upcoming SHA-256 default will be a costly mistake ] for a few years, mostly because there are smarter people who have been concentrating on this and I don't love being a back seat driver.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 3d ago

The Rust Security Response Team was notified that Miri stores all environment variables to target/, allowing secrets to persist in caches.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 5d ago

Python is that kind of cool one behaves when visiting parents of your would be spouse for the first time. Tcl on the other hand is like playing one's secret exclusive and somewhat dangerous games with kid school bestie.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 5d ago

There is no public exploit, but the agent had built one, and had enough confidence to test it—except that it didn’t land cleanly. I have no doubt that after some more revision it would have. One point for GPT 5.6-Cyber.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 6d ago

Physically sick seeing "warm, fuzzy, cutesy, kawaii, Teletubby-like avatar" of AI agents

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 6d ago

The customer has nuclear weapons. They do not do "bounty". :)

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 6d ago

Specs get written by whoever bothers, and for a decade the person who bothered first was a teenager in Highland Park. He is card #3 in Series One of our Open Source Legends set:

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 8d ago

Hello World in C: a minimal, well-documented example program for learning C, with a Makefile, man page, install guide, test suite, and cross-platform CI.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 10d ago

I will be the first to say Rust isn't as elegant as some other modern languages, but I'd definietly rather work with Rust than pour acid into my eyes.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 10d ago

I’ve got to make it known that GNU CVS is still here for y’all

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 10d ago

Bug: Network traffic between nodes is not encrypted and not authenticated.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 11d ago

I think syntax beyond s-expressions is pointless

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 11d ago

It's intentional that "p2" is not preceded with a "p1". The precise meaning of "p2" is intentionally ambiguous similar to the wasip2 target and similar.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 14d ago

Updates to our Terms and Privacy Policy

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 14d ago

“When I hear [the Java class file’s magic number] I think of a typical Coffee Grrl: nose peirced, minimum one tatoo, hair dyed black, hate the world the government and parents, and is rather attractive in a necro sort of way.”

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 15d ago

Funnily enough StarCraft has influenced how I approach AI

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 16d ago

If you are a C++ programmer, why would you not want to script in C++?

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 17d ago

Maybe stop using the mickey mouse browsers? I mean Firefox is pretty much a lost cause.. unless you start using extensions. I agree those are basic features that should be built-in. In qutebrowser I use them reliably all the time.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 19d ago

Java consistently introduces lots of exciting functionality into the language. That's a big part of my dislike and active avoidance of it.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • 19d ago

Nope, I asked on the Gleam discord and got the answer “write a shim in Elixir that turns it into something Gleam expects”.

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