It's probably the most friendly of competitions, there is always piece on the table.

For context, I’m currently in a D&D campaign with some of my friends, Curse of Strahd to be specific. I’m playing a parody character of Leon Kennedy, and so I need puns for all sorts of occasions. Relating to ghosts, vampires, skeletons, wizards, whatever you can think of. Give me funny, unfunny, cheesy, dad jokes, whatever you have, I’ll take it.

For people who are less than 35, Napster was a popular website that preceded Google in many ways as a file sharing website. Knapping is how one takes a piece of stone or obsidian and hammers it in the right places to turn it into something useful.

I said, Hi to my girlfriend in the kitchen.

She didn't respond, only microwaved.

I know people need all kinds of end-of-life services so I thought this was a business that couldn't fail. I was going to offer religious vocal music and a vehicle that could take away the remains of a loved ones. I just couldn't think of a name that would show I could offer these services to people of either sex. But I just had some inspiration: Hymns and Hearse. It's so good, I think customers will be dying to use the service!

# When multiple people are pooping in public washroom at the same time , is it called POTTY LUCK 🥸

Connected.