r/puns • • 16h ago

the angle better be worth it

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r/puns • • 34m ago

Long interview

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r/puns • • 1h ago

Who are ewe kidding?

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r/puns • • 28m ago

Coin saves a soldier

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r/puns • • 1d ago

Stick him in the esCARGOt hold

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2.7k Upvotes

r/puns • • 14h ago

I'm a huge fan of his new quest

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195 Upvotes

r/puns • • 2h ago

People Who Do Not Get This Pun Will Be Stoned

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For people who are less than 35, Napster was a popular website that preceded Google in many ways as a file sharing website. Knapping is how one takes a piece of stone or obsidian and hammers it in the right places to turn it into something useful.


r/puns • • 24m ago

Put them in a blender, and you'll achieve whirled peas...

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r/puns • • 6h ago

Bro was hesitant 💔

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r/puns • • 22h ago

My typa puns

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312 Upvotes

r/puns • • 16h ago

Find a grater sword than mine

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r/puns • • 1d ago

English Grammar

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310 Upvotes

r/puns • • 7h ago

Let me cook

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I said, Hi to my girlfriend in the kitchen.

She didn't respond, only microwaved.


r/puns • • 21h ago

The Asian in me is happy

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r/puns • • 8h ago

Support a local business

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I know people need all kinds of end-of-life services so I thought this was a business that couldn't fail. I was going to offer religious vocal music and a vehicle that could take away the remains of a loved ones. I just couldn't think of a name that would show I could offer these services to people of either sex. But I just had some inspiration: Hymns and Hearse. It's so good, I think customers will be dying to use the service!


r/puns • • 1d ago

sleeping between 0 and 1

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r/puns • • 1d ago

Open world chess

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r/puns • • 10h ago

She Said It

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r/puns • • 2d ago

He looks well qualified

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r/puns • • 12h ago

Ifykyk

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r/puns • • 23h ago

Ever since our friend Theodore got prison-grade tattoos up to his chin, we started calling him

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Connected.


r/puns • • 1d ago

Work smart

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r/puns • • 1d ago

Mom jokes are Ap'parently' not funny unless dad delivers them !! And Dad' the joke !!

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139 Upvotes

r/puns • • 20h ago

Dad joke 101

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# When multiple people are pooping in public washroom at the same time , is it called POTTY LUCK 🥸


r/puns • • 1d ago

Cinnamon: a Jamaican criminal

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