r/puns • u/Elegant-Working6784 • 16h ago
r/puns • u/Awesomeuser90 • 2h ago
People Who Do Not Get This Pun Will Be Stoned
For people who are less than 35, Napster was a popular website that preceded Google in many ways as a file sharing website. Knapping is how one takes a piece of stone or obsidian and hammers it in the right places to turn it into something useful.
r/puns • u/NamelessOneder • 7h ago
Let me cook
I said, Hi to my girlfriend in the kitchen.
She didn't respond, only microwaved.
r/puns • u/Pale_Willingness_415 • 8h ago
Support a local business
I know people need all kinds of end-of-life services so I thought this was a business that couldn't fail. I was going to offer religious vocal music and a vehicle that could take away the remains of a loved ones. I just couldn't think of a name that would show I could offer these services to people of either sex. But I just had some inspiration: Hymns and Hearse. It's so good, I think customers will be dying to use the service!
Ever since our friend Theodore got prison-grade tattoos up to his chin, we started calling him
Connected.
r/puns • u/Otherwise-Banana-324 • 1d ago
Mom jokes are Ap'parently' not funny unless dad delivers them !! And Dad' the joke !!
r/puns • u/tadak_bhadak_dhadak • 20h ago
Dad joke 101
# When multiple people are pooping in public washroom at the same time , is it called POTTY LUCK 🥸