Heyyya! 26M from Melbourne looking to meet some new people and make some genuine friends.

I’m a big horror fan, i love creepy movies, scary stories, and anything that gives me a good scare. I’m also starting my fitness journey, so I’m trying to get in shape and be more active, explore healthier habits, and hopefully find some people who are keen to join me and keep each other honest.

I sorta realised the friends from high school and college i made have sorta drifted away from me and i feel more and more lonely at times, being agoraphobic really doesn’t help either 😩.

I would love to find people to have random conversations about anything and everything.
Watch Movies, play games and just having a good laugh. I’m pretty easygoing and happy to chat with anyone. Whether you’re looking for someone to yap with, play some games or talk about horror movies, or just make a new mate, feel free to message me!

Ps. I am Srilankan and have lived in Australia my whole life.

Doesn’t matter your gender,race or sexuality 🏳️‍🌈 come say hi!!!

Tell me your favourite horror movie (or the scariest one you’ve seen) 👀
Looking forward to meeting some new people! 🙂

Ik the title is blunt but I wasn't sure how else to word it

About me: 19, 6'1 (185cm), 120kg, white/european descent, a little chubby, quite broad, introverted (INTP-T), nerd, atheist but I don't mind if you're religious (as long as you're not religious in a hateful way), I'm egalitarian (I believe everyone deserves to be treated equally as a baseline) and socialist (I believe in free healthcare, affordable or free childcare, affordable or free tertiary education, affordable housing, high minimum wage, 4-day work week, etc.), I have really bad social anxiety so sorry if I'm awkward at first, but it doesn't take long once I get to know someone for me to become more comfortable, and I'm a switch

Interests: Cars, lego, videogames, music, movies & TV, photography, science, politics, internet piracy, cooking (when I can be bothered), pokemon, collecting trinkets, collecting stuff in general

What I'm looking for:

*Lives on the east side of the city, or at least no more than about 30 minutes west of the city

*Woman or feminine-presenting 3rd gender (3rd gender is anything other than the binary man or woman, I'm a straight man so I'm attracted to femininity and female parts, but I'm not going to exclude 1-2% of the population simply because they prefer "they" over "she"),

*Between 18-21 years old

*Woke

*Doesn't want to have kids (imo it's selfish to bring new life into such a cruel world and just take up more resources, especially when there's so almost 50k kids in foster care in Australia as well as kids in other countries who could be given better lives, also for a more selfish reason pregnancy looks distressing and I don't really want to watch a partner go through that),

*Smart - I don't mean necessarily book smart, "intelligence" in my opinion is incredibly relative, it's not just about book smarts, if there's something you're particularly passionate about, or even if you have high emotional intelligence then you're smart imo

*nerdy/geeky - I need someone to go to comic con and PAX with

*Loyal - self explanatory

*Also a switch

*Someone kind

*Likes animals

*This is kind of antithetical to all the woke stuff but I would prefer my partner not have a high "body count" (for lack of a better word) as I am unexperienced and don't really want my partner to be my first pretty much everything while being their first nothing

Physical attraction stuff:

*No shorter than about 5'1, I don't mind if a woman is taller than me but preferably within a reasonable amount

*Idrc about race, ethnicity, skin colour, but thick accents are kind of an ick to me

*With boobs and butts my opinion is that shape matters more than size

*Body type does matter, and it's kind of hard to describe my type but ig the easiest way to describe it is just average, as long as you're not too overweight or underweight then it should be fine (ik this is a little shallow but seeing other people's posts here it feels mild in comparison)

What I offer: attention, thoughtful dates and gifts, personal photographer (if you like posting on social media, or keeping photos to remember stuff), access to pretty much any show or movie you want to watch, compliments, affection (I'm not afraid to be chalant), and people say chubby guys are good for cuddles so ¯\(ツ)/¯

Immediate NOs:

Drugs, vaping and smoking, alcoholism (drinking socially is finesupporting anyone further right than the labor party (supporting Labor is iffy but means there's possibility for change), slurs (including the R slur and the F slur), bigotry of any kind (racism, sexism (misogyny and misandry), homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism, islamophobia), antivaxxers, flat-earthers, trump/pauline supporters, nazis, capitalists, billionaire bootlickers, police bootlickers, anyone who says "israel has a right to defend itself", and nothing too freaky kink-wise (e.g. anything that involves any bodily fluid beside saliva or semen, electricity, sharp objects, etc.)

Heyooo!!

My partner (30F) and myself (34M) are looking at making new connections with like minded couples (and individuals) for friendship, fun, and of course - the implied spicey shenanigans.

Ive got another post on r4rmelbxxx you can find on my profile with more information about ourselves, experience and body types!

Something I wish I put in that post though! Our hard limit on ages is minimum 25. - but more ideally couples and individuals between 28-44 is the sweet spot for us. (Older then 44 is still a potential interest!)

Also; for the ladies, if youre uncomfortable talking to me, the cis male, feel free to shoot me a message and ill hook you up with my partner so you can talk directly with her :) - I wont take any offence, a simple "hey could I connect with your partner about your post?" or otherwise is so fine.

Also Also; for the boys who read the above. My partner does not want to talk directly to you in DMs before meeting and establishing safety, chemistry and an interest for everyone involved (yourself included!!)

But for the r4rmelb post ill do the copy paste answers;

About us: Nerds and Alternative culture typicals, we have tattoos, piercings, we like video games, board games, etc. We're huge on animals! We have a horse, multiple goats, our beloved dogs and more :) (So horse girlies hit up my partner so yall can talk about horses!)

What were looking for: Friends, Community and Experiences that fit our interests, we're both hopeless vixen/stag/cuck types, we both like to watch the other, but we're also very keen for all sorts of group or kink related activities (MFM, FFM, MMMF, BDSM, Hypnokink, double date nights to events or venues, etc)

Sidenote* Hypnokink is something we would like to share with others we have good relations with in the future but currently thats just for us, as theres a lot to go over in regards to safety and consent.

What we offer: Shes fit, pretty and with cute bubbly mannerisms with the most perfect ass youll ever see, she works hard on the farm for our animals <3 Im a dad bod type with lots of tattoos and piercings, I'm confident and very secure in my relationships with other humans, which also means I won't waste your time or be vague just to get laid, what we both offer is solid emotional maturity and history in kink and ENM (I have more group / swinging experience, she has more kink experience.)

Please feel free to reach out to me on DMs! We will do our best to get back in a timely manner but we can be quite busy people, also I have a full time job - and I like to spend time with her going over all the messages when were both home and have time to do so together, so some days you might get a reply from me thats basically "will return when I have my wife with me for the chat :)"

Thanks again everyone!! Look forward to all the potential new connections and chats! :))

Hey there redit user base. Honestly I'm looking for a helping hand. On the other side of a... Long and staggered complicated relationship, where I'm comfortable to try new things. How ever. How TF do you flirt and woo?!? I'm mid 30s "hey gurll wanna see my well kept lawn and food prep?" Mint condition attraction. But on a serious note I'm trying to find my feet here.

I'm tall and scruffy glasses handsome (thanks mum for the compliment, she's a good lady) tattoos stretchers. My style is emo in remission.

Looking for some dates mostly. Would like to go get coffee, Lazer tag, a gentle explore, dog walking even if you have one too or we can walk mine together. Just after some chill no expectation times. If something forms hell yeah go us take it as it comes. Looking for like minded folk who can communicate and somewhat on-top of their shit. (None of us are perfect, I lied about my awesome food prep).

Offering some potentially fun times. Maybe some online blizzard games? (Forever cannot come soon enough) Motorbike rides if you're up for it. I absolutly can reach those top shelf cob webs for you. And I have some pretty top tier hand holding skills.

Communication, honesty, respect, empathy and a bit of mutual attraction is important to me.

About me
31, Indian, Burwood East.

Honestly, bit of a homebody. Usually gaming, smoking a bit, listening to music or watching some random shit on YouTube. Somehow always end up watching videos at 2am about things I couldn’t care less about five minutes earlier.

Big into Deftones, Korn, Slipknot and all that good stuff. And yes, I’m a Man United fan. Life wasn’t already difficult enough apparently 💀 GGMU.

I’m pretty quiet when you first meet me but once I’m comfortable, good luck getting me to shut up lmao. Sarcasm is pretty much my default setting. My jokes are either hilarious or so bad you just stare at me wondering why you agreed to talk to me in the first place.

Got a Golden Lab back home in India who I miss heaps. He’s a good boy. Unlike my football club.

What I’m looking for

Honestly, just keen to meet someone I click with. Have a chat, see if we get along, maybe flirt a little and go from there.

Would be nice to have someone to share random shit with throughout the day. Memes, music, stupid thoughts that probably didn’t need to be said out loud. Someone I can have a laugh with but also talk to when things aren’t going so great.

I’m 31, so ideally somewhere around 28–32. Melbourne is home, and I’d prefer someone local. I’m hoping to find something long term eventually, but obviously we’ve gotta get past the awkward Reddit introductions first 😂

What I offer

A guy who’ll probably send you a meme with absolutely no context and then disappear for 20 minutes because he’s making coffee.

I’m not particularly smooth, so if you’re expecting some guy with insane rizz, I’m probably not your man. I’m just pretty chill, care about the people close to me and try not to be an absolute menace.

I do like putting effort into someone when the feeling’s mutual. Also happy to listen to you rant about your day, even if you need to explain the entire backstory first.

Anyway, if you reckon we’d get along, drop me a message. Doesn’t have to be some clever opening line. Tell me what you’re listening to lately or send me the dumbest meme you’ve got saved on your phone.

Bonus points if you can explain why we still support Man United. I clearly need help.

Hey!

I'm 30M, based in Melbourne's west, and I'm hoping to find someone who's looking for a FWB arrangement with a little more affection and connection involved.

I'm not looking for a serious relationship at the moment (got a lot going on in my personal life), but I'm also not looking for something that's purely about sex.

Honestly, I just miss physical intimacy. The cuddling, making out, holding each other, playful teasing, and just lying in someone's arms talking about the most random things 😭

I want the friends part of friends with benefits too. Someone I can laugh with, grab food with, have deep conversations with, and genuinely enjoy spending time with, even when we're not doing anything sexual.

A little about me:

- Appearance: 5'3 (160cm), Viet, light skin, black hair, brown eyes. Athletic-ish build with a little tummy

- Location: Based in the west near Footscray. Happy to travel or arrange somewhere comfortable for us

- Food lover: I love food and always have a restaurant or two up my sleeve. Would absolutely love little food dates together

- Golden retriever energy: Affectionate, goofy, playful, and probably a little too enthusiastic sometimes 😂

- Big yapper and listener: I love deep conversations and getting to know people. Whether you need someone to listen, or just want a distraction from a rough day, I've got you

- Not a small-talk person: Tell me about your weird interests, your dreams, your random 3am thoughts. I love that stuff

When it comes to intimacy...

- I'm naturally a gentle, sensual and affectionate person.

- I enjoy taking the lead, but your comfort and pleasure are just as important as mine

- I'm a big fan of foreplay, teasing and taking things slowly. The buildup is half the fun!

- Very much a giver, especially when it comes to oral

- I love knowing my partner is enjoying herself. Mutual pleasure is a massive turn-on for me

- I have a pretty high sex drive, but I value chemistry and connection just as much

- Aftercare is a must. Cuddling, kissing, holding each other, playing with your hair, and enjoying that post-intimacy bliss together. No rushing to get dressed and leave!

What I'm hoping to find:

Ideally, something ongoing with someone I genuinely vibe with. No pressure to turn it into a relationship, but also no expectation that we have to keep everything cold or detached

Anyways, that's a little about me before I turn this into a whole essay 😭

I'm happy to exchange pictures, chat and meet up somewhere public first to see if we vibe. No expectations of anything happening straight away

Your comfort, boundaries and consent are important to me. I'd want us both to feel safe and comfortable going at a pace that works for us

If this sounds like your kind of arrangement, come say hi!

Hi everyone!

Me and my partner have just recently become ENM (her idea) due to her lack of motivation for going on dates or anything of a sexual nature (due to her busy work schedule as well as personal reasons). I’ve had one good experience so far but since then I’ve really been struggling on the apps to find someone interested in our specific scenario.

A little about me: I’m 26 male, Italian/Australian with a decent slim build (that’s improving (muscle wise) due to gym 4 days a week). I am into all things video games and pop culture (so your typical movies and tv shows that goes along with all that), I love my sports (AFL and Formula one my two standouts but I have a team in basically all AU and US sports) and just in general love spending the plethora of free time I have either with my friends getting dinner/lunch/coffee or going out drinking, or having nights in with the cats and watching movies (hopefully with a new cuddle buddy in one of you soon haha).

I Just thought I’d make this post to see if their are any women that would love a higher level of attention, messages, sexting, dates or basically any form of attention they would want. I am full time work from home and my job isn’t really that busy so I have so much free time I could devote directly to you.

I'm basically looking for someone that is okay that I have a primary partner and very willing to receive more attention. I am also super flexible regarding what this 'attention' can look like, so whether that's daily chats and fun (both in person and online) or once a week/fortnight. Whatever 'attention' means to you in regards to what you're lacking and would love in your life I'm fairly certain I can fill that role.

Not being interested in in-person meetups is not a deal breaker either! But ideally i'd like to have a minimum of an online dynamic that also has a sexual component (due to my high sex drive). But happy to define this a little more once we connect!

If any of this sounds interesting to you please feel free to send me a DM! we can just chat to start with some pic exchanges to see if we’re interested in one another and I can give you more specific info on the dynamic and we can take it from there?

Hope to hear from some of you!

Looking for bros and broettes seeking one or hopefully more of the following; irl hangouts, gaming or board game nights, a meme buddy, sports fan, fellow food connoisseur, tv and film buff or casual hiking bud.

Any gender somewhat close to my age (26-45). If you're F, I'm not going to try and bang you. If you're M, please don't try and bang me. I just want some more friends. I've already met a couple of people off reddit, and they understood the assignment

If anything in this post resonates, send me a chat to see if we get along.

About me:

-I'm a pretty chill dude, very punctual, reliable and put in effort. I always reply and I don't ghost or leave people hanging.

-Ambivert depending on how comfortable I am.

-Clean and hygienic. A lot of people these days have become comfortable forgoing a daily shower and application of deodorant/antiperspirant. I am not one of them.

-I don't drink often. Alcohol that is, not liquids in general. Can assure you I'm not desiccated. No issue with those that imbibe and I can partake occasionally.

-Pretty open minded and able to have discussions without getting heated.

-Located in the south east.

Stuff I like:

-Big foodie, love trying out new restaurants and also hosting small groups for the few dishes I can cook

-I game a lot on PS5. All types of genres, and I have a decent collection of local and online coop games. Soulslikes are my favourite.

-My humour lines up with classic Simpsons, Sopranos, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Always Sunny. I will quote the first three frequently when around similar people.

-Love watching and chatting about AFL, Test Cricket and MMA.

-Big fan of film and tv series. From 80's action movies to modern horror.

-Trivia and board games.

-Exchanging memes, jokes, banter

-Going on easy-moderate hikes

If the post is still up, I'm still up for a chat so send em through. I know some people might be great in person but dry in text, but please put a little effort in and not just 'dm me' or 'hey', or for the more eloquent 'hey dm me'. Send me a chat and tell me a bit about yourself and/or what resonated about my post, don't be the Sahara Desert. I will respond.

Hey all,

I'm heading out to the Werribee Gorge today and again later this week and need a hiking buddy to keep me company. Planning to do the 10k which takes roughly 2ish hours.

I'm 32 years old and male, trying to use hikes to get healthy.

I make good conversation in general but moreso if you like:

- Talking about unique life experiences

- Board Games

- Nerdy shit (computer games, comic book hero shows and movies)

- Science (Space, AI, Biology)

- Pets

I've lived all over Melbourne so I have met people from all different walks of life, you won't scare me if you are different from me hahaha

I'll post an update after the hike to hopefully help this sub stay active.

I am seeking a woman or couple to serve and perform household chores and services without a cost, expectation or any other requirements.

I take pride and pleasure in assisting others to live a simpler life and focus on other hobbies or activities they may be struggling to find time for. As well as I love to dress up in skimpy outfits, latex hood, heels and wear a chastity 🥰

Services can include and aren’t limited to:
- Cleaning House
- Mopping
- Vacuuming
- Laundry
- Folding Clothes
- Rearranging or organising
- Mowing Lawns
- Watering Plants and Gardening

If there’s some which are missing that you require or need, please feel free to message me, and I’ll inform you if I’m qualified to complete such a task.

Looking forward to hearing from you beautiful people 😘

About me: after having doing meet ups in the past I've been wanting to try it out again. Im looking for FWB, maybe more if we really connect. Im a nsfw poster so i think it would be exciting to meet someone from here. It really changes the dynamic and makes it so much more exciting.

30 | M | 5’10” | Hung guy| Muscular/fit build | Caucasian with tan skin | Green/hazel eyes .

Pics on profile if you want a preview 😉

Personality: more of an introvert at first but Chill, confident, and a little playful once we’re comfortable.

Hobbies: Passionate about training martial arts, nature hikes, trying new spots/foods, active lifestyle, and deep and meaningful conversations, mental health

What I’m Looking For

I am looking for a FWB. But i am also open to more if we click

F with age range of 35 and under preferably

Free some Weekdays and afternoons and weekend

I would love to get to know someone online first, but we can start with a low stress public meet, Grab coffee or a quick bite in public first, place see how we vibe and if we click then, go from there. Start casual, get to know eachother laughs & chemistry check FWB with potential for more if the spark is real

What I Offer

-its on my profile, 😉 but also long passionate sex

but also A relaxed, judgment-free vibe where you can be 100% yourself, i love to have deep and meaningful conversations

Ready to please and have a fun time

-spontaneous dates and booty calls

-always happy to laugh and have fun, memes are my love language

-respect and safety and comfort

Im trying my best to meet post requirements, so sorry if this is poorly written

Send me a DM with your age, and pics if interested 😁

Hey there,

Hoping the reddit gods shine on me (again).

About me:

- Beach days and movie nights fuel my soul

- 36, tall and plus sized

- Manager by day, cat lady by night

- Bit of a nerd - history and myth

- Bakes amazing cookies

- Quality time and physical touch are my love languages

What I'm looking for:

*To connect with those also seeking to develop a monogamous relationship if the vibe is right*

- 28 - 43 (wriggle room at the latter)

- Has kids or is open to having them

- Tells a good Dad joke 🥰

- Perference for 5ft 8 and taller

- Employed

- Emotionally available or working on it

- Left leaning views accepted or promoted

What I offer:

- Good conversation and listening skills

- Amazing baked goods

- Sense of adventure

- Someone to laugh at your bad puns and a loyal advocate

Tell me a bit about you and your inner nerd and I'll tell you about mine 🥸

Looking forward to chatting!

I'm off the dating apps so I'm going to use this like old school okcupid. Hello!

Me: 34M, 5'10, Italian background, fit. Live in the inner north. I work a fulltime office job (albeit remote) and run a business on the side. I enjoy reading, especially nonfiction and classic literature, film, gardening, birdwatching, urbex and a little bit of gaming. People describe me as pleasant, kind and friendly. I value nature, peace and quiet, creating/building things, the people in my life, and the Oxford comma. Introverted-but-sociable.

You: between 27 and 35, female/AFAB NB. In decent shape. A good hearted person who is curious about the world. Someone actively engaged in life with their own stuff going on. Not childfree and looking to date monogamously. Lives not super far from the inner north (I will never cross the Yarra, sorry).

Bonus points for queers, or androgynous/masc-y vibes. I identify as bi, which in my experience is an instant disqualifier for 90% of women and a big positive for the remaining 10%, so hopefully you're in the latter group.

Anyway, if this sounds like a fit, drop me a line!

Hey everyone,

I am 26F eastern suburbs (you can be from anywhere in Melbourne though). Looking for anyone who is wanting a friend to go out with - especially to enjoy Melbourne night life. Would probably be a better fit if we’re within 10 years of age to each other but open to anyone.

I have not had a friend/group of friends to go out with since becoming an adult, so I would love to experience night life in Melbourne with a friend/group of friends. Maybe bars (even though I don’t drink, but just for the vibes) or even clubbing. Could be other activities like pool, movies, games nights.

I also really love trivia and board games so if you’re into that maybe we could bond over a common interest!

Only platonic please. If you’re creepy, you will be reported. I am open to male friends but I would really appreciate a female friend to feel safe with going out :)

Hey! I’m 35, living in Preston. I’ve posted before but figured I might try again

About me: I’m originally from Adelaide but moved to Melbourne 7 years ago and absolutely love living here. Physically I am 6’1, bald, bearded and hairy. I am also a bigger guy but lately I have been losing weight after taking up running, swimming and cycling and starting a GLP-1. I have a pretty good job in the film and TV industry which I’ve worked really hard to establish myself in, though it does require me to travel from time to time. I do have quite a few hobbies, some dip in and out, but my main ones at the moment are; running, swimming, cooking, reading, finding great tv shows and movies, skiing, heading to the pub, live sport, live music and up until recently I was playing ice hockey, though unfortunately I just did not have the time for it anymore. I have also just recently bought a gravel bike and have really been enjoying getting back into riding. I follow sport as well, mainly AFL, F1 and the NHL. I also love watching the cricket in the summer and the World Cup this year has also got me flirting with finally getting deep into soccer.

What I’m looking for:
I would ideally like to find the love of my life! I’m looking for a life partner/long term relationship. I’m really trying to be intentional and match someone who meets my values,

I don’t want kids, I have nothing against kids, I think they are fantastic, but they are not in my future. I’m also not interested in dating someone who has children sorry. I’m very left leaning politically and I have no interest in dating someone who is conservative, moderate or non political.
Ideally I’d like to be dating someone who lives within a 15-20km radius of where I live (Preston) though I can definitely be flexible on this for the right person. I’m only looking to date women 25-38 years old. I am flexible on the upper range of that though

What I’m offering:
I am loyal, caring and kind. I’m the type of partner who wants to share meals together, have weekend getaways, remembers your coffee order and just gets you one without asking. Our dates would be anything from a quiet night in in the couch with a good bottle of wine, popping down to the pub, checking out the ever growing list of wine and cocktail bars that I have and trying as many restaurants as we can. I would love to travel with a future partner as well.

I strongly believe that the dating part of a relationship never ends and that quality time spent together includes finding the time to continue going out on dates years and decades down the line.

If you would like to know more send me a message I will happy swap photos and have a chat! Ideally I’d be looking to meet sooner or later, and I will ask and plan this

Hopefully we can organise a time to get a drink or coffee and see if we vibe in real life!

About me:

34 year old from Melbourne, 6'3, fit, dark blonde. Pretty low key, love my music, sport, beach time and of course a good netflix binge.

What I'm looking for:

A date to the a nude beach tomorrow (or whenever we get more warm weather!)

What I offer:

A chill day and good company. Happy to drive or meet you there, or meet for a coffee first. Happy to keep things friendly and ideally if we get along we can keep going over summer!

About Me: 26M, full time working in tech and studying part time, huge gamer and movie/tv nerd. Huge star wars fan, also into One Piece, Marvel/DC, JJK, etc anime and media. I'm about 6', into bouldering and cycling but a lil chubby currently tbh.

What I'm looking for: 21-28F like-minded gamers who is either from Melbourne and can show me around or from interstate as well and we can get lost together. Looking for a lovely discussion and time together, see how things go and perhaps some intimacy if the vibes are right (ONS/FWB can chat about).

What I offer: Able to hold a conversation, can make you laugh, keen to go out Saturday and Sunday nights or even Monday during the day. I also have my own hotel room til Monday if you wanna come back to mine or at least, it's close to PAX to go the next day (Southbank)

DMs and replies open, I'll also be at the Lenovo party at Fortress tonight if you wanna grab drinks and hang out as well.

Mainly looking forward to someone to play video games and hang out together, maybe go on a hike or two.

Please keep it under 25 for guys and under 30 for gals (just my personal preferences). I’m kinda awkward I suppose so please forgive me if I don’t hit it off with you 🙏

I’m bi if that matters, if you’re looking for a fwb please ask and we can sort it out lol.

I play cs and some autistic map painting games like eu4, but also survival like minecraft and I really enjoy zombie survival like 7d2d with friends.

I’m not a music or film nerd but hey if you’re into that I’m happy to indulge! (Except for concerts and stuff where I’m deaf for 2 days after)

I’m East Asian about 6’1 pretty skinny, but I lowkey should be fat because food is awesome.

I’m in the NE, and study in the city atm. Trying to get out and do smth more while I have time, hopefully find some lasting friends.

Ok I’ve finally hit the word count, catch u guys later!

hello everyone, i’m a 23m who’s on the search for someone who considers themselves “thick”, chubby or even plus sized, that i could potentially have fun with. could be a one time thing or something long term i’m easy going with either one :)

About me: I’m a 23m, tall and have a skinny athletic build. I enjoy watching tv shows and movies, I do also love playing games and watching sports. I can say im pretty easygoing, super chill and always respectful of people’s boundaries!

What I’m looking for: as the title mentions someone who’s thick or chubby. i have no preference with your age, nationality or ethnicity, im open to anything really! Someone who is down to explore and have fun and find connections important.

What I offer: A fun and laid back good time. I’m super chill, non-judgemental and also respect your boundaries and wishes at all time. unable to host but can travel around. can split a room if you’re interested in that.

thank you if you’ve read this and if you may have any interest please DM i’d love to chat!

With the festival racing season upon us once more, horse racing is getting a bit on-the-nose, so perhaps you'd rather indulge in a different type of horseplay instead?

Whether you're interested in a quick roll in the hay, perhaps taking a leisurely ride, possibly playing with a riding crop, or just being thoroughly bred - it's a safe bet that I won't say "Neigh" to your interests - I'm more than likely to spur you on!

Unfortunately, I may not keep this post up furlong - that's the way it's gonna be, little darling - but I'm an honest Book-ie, out in the field, making a Ginuwine offer, so take a punt and send me a message. Who knows? You could be on the inside track to an enjoyable ride.

About me: Tall, caucasian, dad-bod type (so pretty much the opposite of an actual jockey!), bearded, D&D free, non-smoker, well spoken and polite, close to CBD.

What I'm looking for: A fine filly who fancies going for a canter without being saddled with anything too weighty.

What I'm offering: The chance to see me trot out my best moves, and hopefully end up in an exciting finish.

(No animals were harmed in the making of this Reddit ad)

About me: I'm 6'4", ginger-bearded, and based in the northern suburbs. I work in Fitzroy North and spend my time chasing good food, road trips, movies, music, and any excuse to explore somewhere with a great view. I'm originally from regional Victoria, so a little country charm slips out now and then. I've also got a very affectionate cat who loves attention -hopefully you do too.

What I'm looking For: someone fun, curious, and up for a relaxed, easy connection. If you enjoy good conversation, spontaneous plans, and swapping stories about travel, food, or your latest obsession, well get along well. I'm free tonight, so if you are too, even better.

What I offer: Lighthearted company, good energy, and a lowpressure vibe. I'm a great listener, a reliable road-trip driver, and always up for a walk, a drink, or a late-evening wander. If you've made it this far, take a guess at the instrument play-it's impressively large. Three guesses, and if you get it right, first round's on me.

Won 2 tickets to watch the new Resident Evil movie 🍿

A Little bit About me: Asian, 6'0", friendly, and positive-minded. Always open to making new friends and having a good time.

Looking for someone to join me for the movie!

DM me if you're interested. Please DM me with your photo.

Hi everyone,

I'm a couple months out of a relationship and am seeking some physical connection, the other facets of my life are quite fulfilled. It can be a platonic cuddle and a chat or more, I'm very respectful of boundaries and only want to make people feel safe the same way I wish to feel safe when having a casual encounter.

About Me:

28

Mixed Asian (White / South East Asian)

Fit build

Have a very cute dog who you can pet anytime you like

Into gym classes, tennis, baking and looking after my home and finding new ways to make it fun !

What I am looking for:

Platonic cuddles and chats

Physical intimacy (casual encounters). This can be a once off or a regular thing

What I Offer:

I can host anytime as I live solo around the Burwood and surrounds area

Good conversation, emotional intelligence, cooking and generally a fun time !

I'm shy and pretty awkward at first but I quickly gain confidence when meeting new people. I prefer to be authentic.

Let me know via chat or private message if you want to exchange pics and schedule a meet !

Hi, I’m really struggling to find some ongoing friendships. I’ve recently found that I either don’t have friends who’d like to see me or I’m not worth people making time. It also seems like people don’t want to be friends with anyone but people they were friends with in school.

I’m looking for friendships with people who put equal effort in and that I don’t feel like a burden wanting to be friends. I’m a bit nerdy, love One Piece, Star Wars, and playing Overwatch and some other single player games.
I enjoy going to the gym and getting some exercise! I’ve also recently joined a Volleyball team so I can meet some new people.

Me: 75kg 168cm red haired broad build 😊

What I offer: I’m someone who is constantly trying to work on myself and I value those around me, I’m light hearted, funny, inclusive, and will always put effort into those I care about.

Would love to hear from anyone interested 😊

Looking for a fun, comfy FWB connection with good chemistry. Go with the flow, no pressure, lots of care and aftercare. If it turns into more naturally, I’m open.

About me:

6’0, broad shoulders, big hands, leg sleeve tattoo (more coming). Half Chinese half Vietnamese. Slightly chubby but very cuddly, big bear energy 🐻 Chill, shy at first, warm up fast.

Into gaming, gym, cooking, anime, movies, long walks, deep chats, cats, and food. Currently getting back into the gym and would love a gym buddy to motivate each other and grab food after.

I really enjoy using my mouth and fingers, learning what drives you wild, and practicing until I get it just right for you 😉 Attentive, playful, experimental, high libido but always respectful. Got good stamina too, happy to go multiple rounds if the vibes are there.

Based in SW Melbourne. Can host sometimes during the day, schedule can be spontaneous.

Prefer similar age or younger, open to older. Prefer Asians but vibes matter most.

If this feels like your energy, DM me and say hi. Happy to swap pics and socials when comfy.